Movie quotes and song lyrics too 15 comments
wafflecones1
· 9 years ago
I get that but I've never actually seen or tried one....
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Movie quotes and song lyrics too 15 comments
You know it 42 comments
When people have no idea what a bidet is 5 comments
wafflecones1
· 9 years ago
Dude... bidet sounds very close to booday.... which is what it cleans.... whoa.
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Hold on to me 8 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
As a waffle cone, I can hold like 3 scoops of ice cream. As a color, exactly what do you hold other than the intangible resolution of your very existence and light rays, blue? Wafflecones1 out.
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yeah 30 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
Why call men pigs? Pigs are fat and happy as long as there's food involved. Oh and yummy. Pigs are reaaally yummy. By saying men are pigs, it's saying men are fat, happy, yummy creatures. How is that insulting to anybody?
Sad husband 11 comments
Girls 10 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
5 minutes usually means 5-7 mins from me. I'm really good at time perception. I'm a teenage girl. Also, if I'm upset, I don't talk, so I'm not gonna say I'm tired. Maybe that's just me though. Idk.
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Hold on to me 8 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
How is she able to stand stable enough in the water to pull up a man twice her size?
I Can't Be The Only Girl Who Has This Opinion 34 comments
I went as a zombie, comment what you went as! 53 comments
What you'll get when you spend the night with me 9 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
Ik, it's not from this movie. It's from Forrest Gump. One of Tom Hanks best movies imo. Just saying. It's in reference to him, not the movie in this post.
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What you'll get when you spend the night with me 9 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
Haha. Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.
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Get f*cked 9 comments
Celebrating too early 6 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
Me after every math test.... then his jersey represents the amount I get right.
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How to make fried ice cream 9 comments
Which pill do you take? 51 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
Red pill. I'm not in the mood for the permanent psychological damage that could possibly happen or the heart attack from seeing my dead loved ones. That would fuck me up.
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Mary wanna squirt 7 comments
Something more important than school 27 comments
wafflecones1
· 10 years ago
School is easy. Just do what you're told and read a passage every once in a while and you're bound to get at least a B average. As far as not using it in real life, the stuff learned in school really does benefit you in some way shape or form. Whether it be for an exam or for the rest of your life.
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