Who is that?

I am that one friend.

I sat there for 2 minutes waiting for the picture to load and not just show a green screen until I realized...that was the flag!

It's going to be legend..wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because that second half of that is DAIRYYYY

I got my best friend one for Christmas one year (he is color blind) he ended up whipping it at my face in frustration. That is how I ended up in the hospital a day after Christmas.

I laughed way too hard at this

I wad reading this at lunch while drinking milk and I was laughing so hard the milk came out of my nose. Still having a better day than him.

This is an accurate description of my high school essays, it's rather sad actually.

Who is that?

...or you can just post a picture of Justin bieber and it would have the same affect.

I do that and together I spell like to-get-her

Guys...it would be the same...200 pounds of feathers and 200 pounds of bricks? 200 pounds is 200 pounds either way

I think this is great! But if you're in Paris and this was going on who would just randomly go on funsubstance? Like people are dying but screw that I'm gonna go on funsubstance. I mean it's a good idea...just not very realistic.

I NEED THIS!!!

*lays down* *tries not to cry* *crys a lot*

Hit me right in the feels.

Assholes...assholes everywhere

I've gotten too big for that tiny little thing.

It's a little snug, but with some extra work I can fit in perfectly.

I died a little inside..

Welp that backfired.

This fucked me up.