I'm pretty sure I did this during the AP Lit exam

It upsets me when things like this don't happen

I want this restaurant to be anything but Chinese, just to confuse people

I would not open that. What if she farted and passed out?

Take it from a beta, make your girlfriend pay and everything will be okay

They're harboring a dragon

Or is this a clever bribe?

I want 20, but I also go to church with old people and i don't want to show old people this

I would start putting pringle cans at random points in the house

So he can't date a dolphin?

Whenever I start to get into one, I just decide that I'm too awkward and antisocial to continue it .-.

Why not love AND eat both?

Then we need to rape them back

2013 is the same for me, but usually the "play" involves me smashing the keys violently

It looks more like a punch in the face

And thus, the dimensions of the friend zone keep getting more numerous

Me when I see Stan Lee in any Marvel movie

Sounds like Neptune needs some freedom

Play tag in a library?

Why is he eating with a wrench?

"Now pollinate"

Can't tell of compliment or prejudice?