whisperkid99

whisperkid99


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Good luck to all those studying or taking finals! 3 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure I did this during the AP Lit exam
But sometimes they don't get together and you're like >:( 6 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
It upsets me when things like this don't happen
"I'll just wear my panda costume and come." 6 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
I want this restaurant to be anything but Chinese, just to confuse people
Not so sleeping beauty 9 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
I would not open that. What if she farted and passed out?
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Did he sell his gf? 2 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Take it from a beta, make your girlfriend pay and everything will be okay
There's got to be an explanation 6 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
They're harboring a dragon
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This test was... 8 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Or is this a clever bribe?
Here's that bumper sticker. 12 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
I want 20, but I also go to church with old people and i don't want to show old people this
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The sum of all fears 6 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
I would start putting pringle cans at random points in the house
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Pretty much all of 'modern art' today 4 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
"The fact that the bench is tilted displays the artist's tilted view of society"
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? 13 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Maybe if you stick in a reed and blow hard enough, mayonaise could be an instrument?
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There's plenty of fish in the sea 3 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
So he can't date a dolphin?
When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Whenever I start to get into one, I just decide that I'm too awkward and antisocial to continue it .-.
Peta-licious 25 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Why not love AND eat both?
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So this is why feminists are vegan! 8 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Then we need to rape them back
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As time passes by 5 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
2013 is the same for me, but usually the "play" involves me smashing the keys violently
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Boop 7 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
It looks more like a punch in the face
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you: the bridgezone. 15 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
And thus, the dimensions of the friend zone keep getting more numerous
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Me when I'm excited 23 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Me when I see Stan Lee in any Marvel movie
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To Uran*s! 20 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Sounds like Neptune needs some freedom
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Especially the last one. 2 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Play tag in a library?
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Star Wars puns 2 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Why is he eating with a wrench?
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The f*ck? 8 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
"Now pollinate"
I was almost offended 13 comments
whisperkid99 · 7 years ago
Can't tell of compliment or prejudice?