I sit like that when I get too tired to sit up properly. It's the closest thing I have to lying down while writing.

What if you're allergic to chocolate?

Well, there is such a thing as a pocketknife. I would carry one around if I wouldn't get arrested for bringing one to school.

Yeah, bullshit. 1.) You can write fast and have good handwriting (like myself, for example). 2.) You can have bad handwriting and write slow (like some of my classmates). 3.) You can have a fast thought process and write slow. After all, you're not necessarily writing down what's going on in your brain and you can be thinking while copying notes from the board or something. 4.) You can have a slow thought process and write fast. Don't we all want to finish our work a bit earlier, so we write faster? That doesn't mean we're any smarter. 5.) This, while it does make sense, does not apply to everyone. It's mostly bullshit.

Okay, I'd like to point something out: while it definitely isn't as bad in first-world countries for women as it is in other places, that doesn't mean we shouldn't ignore the problems that we have completely. 1.) Yes, I like wearing makeup and dressing up but I DO feel pressured to look a certain way and act a certain way as a woman and I feel insecure and unconfident if I don't fulfill those expectations (and I usually don't). 2.) I have felt threatened and judged because of my gender so many times. There are so many sexist boys at my school. And I do feel threatened as a woman if someone is looking at me in a certain way that's just bad. I live in a less than ideal area and I see a lot of weird guys on a daily basis who have done who knows what. 3.) Obviously I haven't created these problems, they just happen. 4.) I do believe we should focus on issues like the Taliban excluding women's right to education first, that doesn't mean we should write them off as unimportant.

Oh, I love Andy.

Was I the only one who read the title in a Donald Duck voice?

Actually if a mountain lion is about to attack you (but hasn't actually launched itself at you and is just about to), then you should scream and throw your arms up above your head to make yourself look bigger and wave them around. My mother was attacked by a mountain lion when she was a few weeks pregnant with me and this is exactly how she scared it off.

Yes, because the cop would go back to his partner as opposed to getting out his gun and arresting the guy right then and there.

I dunno about you, but Mulan was my movie hero while growing up.

Uterus logic.

That's happened with a couple plates of mine, they've just randomly exploded in the microwave. I'm sure there's some logical, scientific explanation to it, but I don't feel like investigating.