So you're the . . . prince/princess of hell? Okay, sounds cool.
And yes, we shall go idiot-searching together and I shall bring a guitar so I can play awesome rock numbers as we go around ridding this world of idiots.
WAIT A SECOND. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. Okay, if we're ridding the mortal world of idiots, doesn't that mean we're doing the mortals a favor and we're actually being *shudders* good? Plus, it seems like idiots would all come down to hell with us, so we'd be stuck with them . . . I don't really think this is a good idea anymore.

Kids can make decisions for themselves. Even if they ARE reaching sexual maturity at younger ages due to hormones in fat foods and such, if they engage in consensual sex, that's THEIR decision. Just because kids are on the Internet, that doesn't mean that they're gonna have sex.

Ah, okay. I kinda thought it might be that. One of the many reasons I would not be able to be a doctor. I just do NOT have the patience for those kind of people.

@deshoes I don't know, ask Satan. Or his wife. Just don't expect any love from the either of them.
AND YES, I shall take the night hours of the patrol, and you all will take the day. I am prepared to face any and all varieties of idiots I may encounter.

@ricepudding Yeah, I tend to make friends with people older than me, though being friends with them as opposed to someone my own age has its downfalls as well.
Anyways, all of my classmates are good people and if I was more willing to get piss-drunk every weekend and I liked gossip and I wasn't ME (so, basically, if I acted like your average teenager), then we'd probably be good friends. Or if I desperately wanted to get A's on every report card and joined any and all academic extracurriculars, then I'd be good friends with the others.
But I'm kinda in between all of that and there doesn't seem to be a lot of other kids my age like that. But it's nice being an individual as opposed to being a part of the crowd, so I don't really dislike it. I just wish I didn't have to be around those people all day, every day. Again, not because they're bad people, just because I get bored and sometimes annoyed.
@imaretard Why do you say that?

Oh, thank God. I thought the government had made ANOTHER dumbass decision.

Yes, I know that. But I don't know why they're so concerned with the "top users". That's why I was suggesting him/her to ask.

Yeah, it's pretty awful of me, but it'd be worse if I were to deny it. :P

I was thinking the exact same thing. I mean, I agree it's pretty awful of her, but the texts just aren't related.

Yeah, I just replied to you on that post a moment ago as well. :) And thanks, you're pretty awesome yourself.

Well, they're not necessarily idiots. I mean, no one's an idiot because we're all smart on different topics so no one is smarter than the other and we're all equal and such.
THAT BEING SAID, I mostly call people who can't do shit by themselves and rely on the teachers for everything and can't just look around and figure it out for themselves to be idiots. Or people who do things in the most complicated way and explain things horribly. I don't know, that's pretty much my definition of idiots. But they don't necessarily fall into that category.
Maybe the fact that all of them bore me is why I call them idiots? I don't know, but it DOES take a decent amount to get me mentally stimulated, so you'd have to be somewhat smart to accomplish that.
Or I might just be calling them idiots because they're different from me. I don't really know.

NO! I can't wait five years! I'm surrounding by these idiots every day at school and it is absolutely agonizing. I feel my brain cells deteriorating one-by-one for every second I remain in their presence.
But, seriously. They're fucking awful and I can't stand most of my generation. It seems like everyone is either stupid and ignorant like this girl, or super uptight and obsessed about school and absolutely boring. It's horrible.

They were all ordinary, they just had extraordinary gifts which made them all abnormal to us Muggles.

How is it the patient's fault that they have to wait an additional forty-five minutes past their appointment time to see their doctor?

Are you talking about the stars? I dunno why we have them. The creators of the site just wanted it, I suppose. Maybe you could somehow ask.

Well, if they're good enough to impress us then they can't be TOO idiotic. Although, any more fuck-ups then they don't get any more chances.

I know. It's just . . . they're my childhood and they're perfect and I can't describe it but it's absolutely wonderful and fantastic and love is the only thing I can think of that's closest to it.

How about this . . . when you confront the individual idiots and are prepared to kill them painfully, you give them one chance to escape: they have to come up with a name for the spear and if you deem it clever or awesome enough, then they are free to love another day while you move on to your next victim. :D