I'm glad I satisfied your expectations. After all, kicking lame arguments to hell is kinda my thing. ;) Thanks for the thumbs-up, too. I gave you a thumbs-up on your ignorance comment, that was pretty much perfect.

You didn't even TRY to make a convincing argument, did you? Most of that was just idiotic nonsense. At least other people I've debated with have said something coherent and at least somewhat intelligence (albeit, usually ignorant) to support their argument. That . . . that was just moronic rambling.
Anyways, everything happiness said is right. There's a mating season, the stereotype that gay men act girly and that lesbians are mannish is just that, a stereotype; not all homosexuals cross-dress. Some people cross-dress and they're not even gay/lesbian. There are plenty of animals who are homosexual (or, at least, they engage in homosexual activities). While that is the technical definiton of marriage, plenty of people are working to change that because it's an incredibly ignorant definition. Homosexuals, bisexuals, etc. can (or should be able to) get married too.

Nah, it's not that men are great. I mean, there are great men and women but I'm not gonna generalize. I'm just saying that men have several physical, bodily perks that would make daily life so much easier.
And if there's a woman behind every great man, then who (or what) is behind every great woman? A man? A child? A cat? For me, it'd probably be the cat.

Yeah. That. It was disgusting and was removed, thankfully. Though it was used as a sort of (sick) initiation ceremony to the newcomers of the website for a while.

And I'd be able to pee standing up, which would make camping and hiking easier. And just walking around town in general.

Nah, I would mainly just revel in the fact that I would no longer have periods and I could completely bypass that two week (sometimes three week) hell. Oh man, the things I could do.

In short, I'm gonna guess it was a scene from some weird porno for people with weird dinosaur fetishes. You can let your imagination guide you from there.

It might be a bit hypocrites to say "act mature" since a lot of people would consider that immature. I mean, I agree wholeheartedly that they should stand up for themselves, but not unprovoked. Who knows? Maybe that person is thinking about weird fetishes and that's why they have a weird look on their face. In that case, you would be in the wrong and you would probably make an ass of yourself. However, if someone comes up to them and starts giving them crap, then they should definitely give them a serving of good, ol' logic to show the homophobes why their arguments are bull.

Damn, I didn't even notice that. Gross.

If you cut deep enough and hit a main artery or vein, you could definitely die from blood loss and there was a LOT of blood in that bathtub. Anyways, life sucks. There's not always gonna be happy endings. Besides, who says she died? It never specified that, it was just left open ended.
Standing up to the bullies wouldn't help anyways. They're not going to change their minds. Also, that boy honestly doesn't deserve her if he's gonna leave her for the wolves like that. The best thing they could do is move to a more open-minded town or school where people don't care if you're a heterosexual or not.

Well, as I said in a previous comment, I believe he just wasn't wearing a shirt and then when he took a shit, he pulled down his pants and underwear and therefore it seemed like he was wearing no clothes.

Are you kidding me? I WISH I was a guy. Life would be so much easier to deal with.

Well, that'd be more historically inaccurate, but that's just as bad.

Is it that episode where Daniel and Lindsay get in trouble for cheating?

That's Bellatrix Lestrange.

I wanna say Freaks and Geeks, but I'm not sure.

It was the opposite for me. I knew they didn't die in real life so whenever I got upset that a character died, I would just quietly chant to myself, "They're not really dead, they're not really dead, they're not really dead . . . " It always helped.