I ran out of characters, too, but I'll just finish up what I was gonna say:
Yeah, I rarely criticize someone's choices, but rather their thoughts or mindset on the matter.

Ah, it made me smile so it wasn't too bad (I tend to find bad jokes funny).
So I suppose I'll just have to wait to fall in love, that sounds tedious (congratulations on your girlfriend though). I doubt I'll fall in love, though. I've never had a crush and I don't even have friends just because people are so boring that it's hard to make a connection with them.
I DO get embarrassed, but rarely and it's mostly just when I'm speaking to an audience and I start blushing (but I love theater, which is odd). The only time I'm embarrassed is when I feel my intelligence has been threatened and others have witnessed.
Well, I suppose jokes are fine, but I'd just prefer people not say them in front of me, but just saying, "I'm gonna rape you!" or something pisses me off because it's clear that these idiots have no idea what rape is actually like to a person.
Okay, well having a tax reason being the barrier as opposed to people simply disliking it is better. Yeah, I rarely criticize someone's c

That avalunch sounds delicious. I think I would through myself into the cheese and feta mountains and just eat my way through.
Exactly, I usually associate myself with some sort of rare human who's part robot. That seems to make the most sense. I rarely ever feel like a human, which is frightening at times, but I deal with it. And what's interesting?
Rape and murder is awful. I always get really pissed whenever people say, albeit jokingly, "I'm gonna rape you!" if you disagree with them or something. But that's off topic.
I agree with the people should do what they want idea. I feel this way when people talk about multiple spouses or something. If everyone involved is fine with it, then I'm not gonna stop you. Although I still might criticize your thinking process on the matter if I believe you're acting idiotically.
Well, I roll when I sit down, but I know a bunch of skinny people who do too. When I'm standing up, I'm fine.
I wonder what their reactions would be like.

That's my dog. He loves everyone.

Well, I doubt she would take his name, but I also wouldn't want Ron to take her name. Anyways, maybe they became companions of the Doctor's and they traveled the universe in the Tardis.

My dog is such a wimp. One time the maintenance guy our landlord hired to fix our house just came in without knocking when my mom had just gotten out of the shower and I was in the midst of doing chores and instead of barking or attacking, my dog just sort of ran into the living room looking at me for help.

Voldemort would never have sex with Bellatrix. He most likely doesn't see the appeal in having sex and would thereby not hav any. Not to mention he's too busy with his goals of power to distract himself with tedious and petty activities. Besides, Bellatrix's love was an obsessive love, not a true love. And, as you said, there's quite the age difference.

I know they got together and dated, but I don't know of they ended up getting married.

Voldemort wouldn't go back for the mother, he's not sentimental and he considers such things as love to be a weakness. Anyways, even though he could have a kid, I find it very unlikely that he would have one. After all, he never had friends, only followers, much less girlfriends. And I still think he would kill them after he found out they existed.

You dream about cheese? What kind of dreams? Are you rolling around a river of melted cheese and frolicking in the pasture of grated cheddar? Sorry about your lawn though, sounds like that would be hard to put up with.
The only things in the world that I feel for are stories, my mother, and my two pets. So, obviously I'm not a sociopath, but I am very unemotional (and I'm quite often annoyed by them) so I might as well be. And it's rare for me to become embarrassed.
Well, that's understandable. It's good to follow your own rules as opposed to someone else's. But it's also good that they're commonly thought of, since most people are against things such as murder and rape.
Alright, Zmatrix. I'll remember that.
Eh, I don't know how to describe it. Muffin top, big thighs, etc. But I do get some curves out of it, so that's good.
I should dress up in a tuxedo and heels and just hang out. That would be so much fun. :D

I don't really like sour or bitter things. But I love cheese (which has nothing to do with what we're talking about), especially when it's melted. . . . I like watching the gophers, though, it's just funny seeing them pop up.
Oh man, I'm definitely not normal. And I don't mean that like "lol I'm so crazy and random!" I think I may be a sociopath, at least a bit. It's like I have no emotions whatsoever (but that reminds me of Sherlock Holmes who always claims to be a sociopath when he's obviously not).
So you're the guy who always follows the rules? Sounds interesting.
I will. It'd be hard to give credit on a bumper sticker. I suppose I'll write in the corner "thought up by zmatrixng on Funsubstance."
And I'm jealous for you finding such comfortable pants. But when I say bodily proportions, it's just kinda another way of saying I'm chubby (and short) so it's hard to find decent fitting pants.
Now I kinda wanna wear dress pants to the gym to see the funny looks people would give me.

Oh, whoops. That "guest" was me. It appears that Funsubstance logged me out.

Apparently I'm a crazy fan as well. But I don't see myself as crazy, but I guess that just further proves my insanity. ;)
Anyways, Castle is awesome and I love Nathan Fillion.

Watermelons are delicious but I don't really like lemons unless they're in desserts. Sorry about the gophers, though. Those terds.
It's good your parents aren't too strict on that. I just know other people who think they're really cool for "rebelling" against their parents when they're pretty much just doing what every other teenager is doing. According to my definition, that isn't rebelling.
I have a strict moral code, as well. But I don't really get frustrated with others' different morals unless it's something extreme.
The bumper stickers will be amazing. I shall put a picture of these crazy dogs on there.
Yeah, girl pants are always made tight. Not to mention everything you try to get them loose, they always end up being ten times too long. And my bodily proportions just don't seem to agree with female pants, for some reason.
And my family doesn't REALLY care and they'd never stop me from wearing sweatpants all the time, but I know my mother cares a bit.

I feel like nowadays the news just makes new bullshit segments to make it through the day without boring its audience. Even though there's a crap ton of news each day.

I am SO sorry. I meant, "rest snuggled lovingly against his uvula." Very unique sentence that I thought I would never have to read. And yet here I am reading it again for the second time.

Ah, I didn't even see that, but good one.

You should. Tell everyone about your daisies and lilies and talk everyone's ear off about the annoying weeds and the conditions for your garden that season. That would be awesome. :D
For me, almost everyone "rebels" at this age. Though that's mostly going past curfew and having a few shots with their friends against their parents' wishes. That's nothing really serious. When I say rebel, I mean rebel against conventional ways (and against authoratative figure, I tend to have problems with the dictatorial types). I tend to have a somewhat unconventional thought process anyways, so I'm already there.
Rebelling is the new pink, I'm definitely gonna steal that and make it into a bumper sticker or something.
Dress pants are too uncomfortable for me. All girl pants are so tight! And if I try to get them loose, then they just fall down all the time (and I really hate belts). Honestly, I would wear sweatpants everywhere if my family didn't have anything to say against it.

Could we see a photograph?

Damn, that's tall. J.K. Rowling apparently got the inspiration of Hagrid from a Hell's Angels dude that she met who looked super fierce but then would just go on and on about his garden back home. That's got to be the best thing ever.
As for me, I HATE pink. It's probably me just rebelling against the stereotypical girl (as you've said) as I always did when I was younger (and I still do, but not nearly as much) and I'm still clinging to some of that mindset. Anyways, I prefer Dunder Mifflin shirts and jeans.

Personally, I like the actual setting and landscape of Starry Night (especially with the sky, I just really like stars), but the technique of this painting is so much more beautiful that I prefer it over Starry Night.

Well, you can't really define it that way. While a lot of men may think in that manner, I'm sure considerable amount don't. I know a few women who think along the same lines of what I just expressed. That is to say, they don't go jumping to conclusions if they get suspicious of their partner's loyalty. But not all women are like that, so you can't define women as that either.

Obviously. But that doesn't mean he couldn't have sex.