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Facebook gold 12 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Besides, you might be the douchebag to the other guy. It's all perspective.
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I don't care 6 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
What kind of penguin can't swim?
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Just chilling in my slanted wall suit 14 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
"Cunt" is considered the worst? I thought "fuck" was the worst.
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Old people 14 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
It's called money.
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The ultimate question 7 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Yep, it's from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (which I've just finished). Harry had the same process of solving the riddle in the books, solving the "spy" part first, skipping the "d", and then figuring out "er" since that was the sound he was making when he was trying to think of the sound in question. Then he just said those two ("spy" and "er") together a lot and got spider.
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Photographer vs. deadly leopard seal 10 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
This is my dream job, especially when I hear stories like this.
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New rule for hipster glasses 16 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Yeah, when I first read it, I was trying to think of a reply but I was just left with, "What the fuck are you even saying?"
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The ultimate question 7 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Did you actually solve that on your own, or have you read Harry Potter and remembered the answer from there? Or did you look it up on Google or some such?
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The most frightening thing, is that it existed. The titanoboa 14 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Grab one of its venomous fangs, now we can destroy the Horcruxes.
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New rule for hipster glasses 16 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Or with the controllers they pose with, claiming to be a "gamer girl."
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North and south 43 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
I know some people who say "y'all", but I'm not sure that they originate from Virginia, so they might have picked that up from where they grew up/were born.
Just chilling in my slanted wall suit 14 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
That'd be incredibly hard to walk in.
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The ultimate question 7 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
"First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tell naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"
Sorry, felt like posting this with the sphinx and everything.
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Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Personally, I blame school seeing as most of my essays are drawn out from some tiny, obscure bit of information I know.
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
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your personality isn't creepy. Ah, okay. I can see that . . . yeah, it would be annoying to have that title affect how people socialize with people, especially if you're supposed to be working and professional and you're not supposed to let petty rumors get in the way.
That sounds horrendous. Yeah, the point is, I wouldn't change it.
That's another thing I need to work on, I just need to stop being so disgusted by people of my age and unwilling to befriend them, just sort of holding them in contempt. I also need to stop judging people, which I have a problem with.
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
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my kitchen before when I've just been too creeped out. It's more when I'm home alone, of course.
Well, 5'3 is stretching it. I doubt I'm that tall. 5'1 or 5'2 sounds better. . . . And yes, the Princess Bride was excellent. Inigo was definitely one of my favorites (I really want to learn how to sword fight like him, or Wesley). When he waited, that made me like him ten times more considering most would've taken the chance to kick him while he was down. And I'm not bald not am I a man, but I am short, as we've already established, and I'm sure I boss people around more than I mean to. But I don't see myself as particularly bossy. I am arrogant though (especially about my intelligence and mind compared to others), which is something I need work on.
Okay, well flu it is. Drink some hot chocolate or something (that way you're nice and warm and you can settle your sweet tooth).
But I also don't know you, so you might appear creepy in real life, but your personality isn't
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
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and say that my body temperature is lower than average.
Me neither. I don't feel like messing with that, knowing I would freak myself out later, but I still feel like she'll appear behind me in the mirror. So I'm constantly looking behind me when I'm in the bathroom . . . or I'll be afraid that my reflection will move on its own. I get the same way in the shower, too. Plus I'm just naturally more on alert while I'm in the shower and I always have to have someone in the house with me while taking one (I mean, pounding water that doesn't allow you to hear as well, curtain blocking your view, etc., it'd be much easier to kill someone in the shower than any other time).
I'm ridiculously un-talkative in real life, but writing just gives me a lot more time to think and it's a lot less tiring, so it's easier to communicate.
When I'm paranoid . . . I dunno, I'm just more aware and alert and every creek could be a murderer or something and I've grabbed a knife from my kitche
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
So do I. Candy, cake, cookies, etc. I love it all. I should really get that under control.
Yeah, 40-Year-Old Virgin was pretty good. It has Steve Carrell, so you know it's gonna be funny. I loved Knocked Up, though. I've never seen The Big Lebowski, what's that about?
I didn't find out about my temperature until recently. I started noticing a pattern where every time I used the thermometer at home it was two degrees lower than normal, and I thought they were all just broken at first (but they tested the right temperature with my mom), but every time I got a checkup at the doctor it would also be two degrees lower. And then it made sense because I'm always so much cooler than others around me. For example, a couple months ago the air conditioner broke in the classroom and while everyone around me was sweating and waving themselves with makeshift fans, I was just sitting there in my sweatshirt, feeling totally fine.
So, while it's not technically proven, I just go ahead and say that m
Five deadly words used by a woman 12 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
I'm glad to be that person, then. I do say "Wow!" though, but that's just my usual sarcasm. Nothing special.
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Haha, sorry for making it so long. I just write a lot (kinda an occupational hazard for a reader/writer, I can receive a mere sentence worth of detail and then end up going on about it for five paragraphs).
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No one's got the time 8 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez . . . perhaps a decedent of Inigo Montoya?
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Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
More continuation . . .
As for the badass karate hooker, they're always awesome. Prostitute by day, superhero by night.
A strange sort of pessimist, I suppose. But have you kissed anyone lately? Because then it could very well be mono. If it's not that, then it's probably just the flu.
Well, as far as I know, you're not creepy. Just don't dwell on what others say, and you'll be fine.
Flitler? Interesting theory. You're right, who knows? Maybe I a different world, Einstein would've turned bad and would've helped Flitler design something worse than the nuclear bomb. . . . You never know. We'd definitely be screwed then.
Well, thinking about it, the only thing that freaks me out is my mother dying. Other than that . . . ugh, don't even wanna think about it.
I feel like an old person sometimes (most of the time). People have told me I have an "old soul" too, but I never really believe them. And I've already explained how I can't stand most of the people who are my age.
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
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think that Bloody Mary is gonna show up in the mirror or something. Then I run back to my room and read Harry Potter to calm down . . . daily life of me going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Very true. We're both just talkative, I suppose.
I'm sure you'd have fun watching me freak out. I mean, I don't jump too much, but I more claw at the blankets and cover my ears/eyes. But it's mostly afterwards that's the worst, when I'm all paranoid and freaked out.
I haven't measured myself in a while. I know I'm between 5'0 and 5'3, so I'm short. I love the Princess Bride! Fezzik was always so sweet, but Vizzini was such an asshole. I hope I'm not too much like him. . . . My arrogance could very well be the death of me, though.
I usually find myself mouthing the lyrics to songs subconsciously, but then when I actually TRY to say the words, I'm completely lost.
Yeah, I hate it when people get roles who don't even try and the whole play just flops because of them. As fo
Fear, absolute fear 78 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
You won't. Not yet, at least. I would recommend some ice cream and sleep, but that may be more of a female remedy.
I don't know, I like comedies. I'm watching The 40-Year-Old Virgin right now . . . my favorite movie is V for Vendetta. Movies like that are the ones I like.
It's the opposite for me. My body temperature is about two degrees lower than normal (I think the average body temperate is ninety eight degrees while mine is ninety six degrees), so I'm usually colder than everyone else. Which is good in the summer. But it also sucks because whenever I would get sick at school when I was younger and they would take my temperature, if it went up it would just seem normal instead of a fever (you know, if my temperature went up two degrees, it would be ninety eight degrees which is normal, while if someone else's temperature went up two degrees it would be one hundred degrees).
Yep, your bathroom sounds sufficiently awful. I always freak out and think that Bloody Mary is gonna show up i
Which funsubstancer are you??? 120 comments
whocares · 11 years ago
I suppose I'm a commenter, but I have nor do I spend tons of time to think of a witty comment.