Except that if he took the job, he'd just fire everyone and disband the entire government (but at this point, maybe that's what we need).

The best way to get people to do what you want is to teach it to them young. It's like creating a child army (like when Voldemort wanted the Defense Against the Dark Arts job in Harry Potter, he wanted it to get kids on his side and make them dark wizards and witches—sorry for the Harry Potter reference).

You can still use the money. The cashier may give you odd look, though.

Exactly. I know many teachers who would love to teach their classes differently and who have much better and more fun ideas for how to run their classroom and different projects to assign and stuff like that but they can't because it all has to go along with certain rules and the projects have to meet all the required criteria on some list, etc. Thus, school becomes awful. If you want to blame anyone, blame the school board (although plenty of teachers are like this as well).

Oh, yeah. Of course you do. We just think differently on this subject.

You have one what?

But how many married couples do something different, young or old? I'd say the majority take this path and some people just don't want that.

Say it all together "Avatar: the Last Airbender." And then if they still think it's the dreaded movie, then say the cartoon.

But that's exactly the point. When you're young after having been tied down to school or your parents or whoever for most of your life, marriage would just be another tie. And ties aren't necessarily a bad thing, I just think a lot of people want to wait until they've experienced more until they get married and settle down (hence the term, "settle down"). I mean, if you become a couple who travels and all that, then good. That sounds like a pretty awesome relationship. But most couples aren't like that. Most couples get married, move to the suburbs or somewhere safe and such, have a couple of kids, and spend the rest of their life together. It's not bad, but I think people just want to do things before settling down like that (especially if you have kids).

For me personally, I just think it's because you're tied down to someone and when you're young that's your time to do everything and explore the world and stuff and marriage, while it doesn't necessarily end that, it usually does if you have a normal marriage. I just think that's why some people think it's boring. I wouldn't know, I've never been married.

I don't know all the Ctrl + shortcuts, so I apologize for my ignorance but I hope you understand that I thought they were just talking about something else entirely.

I don't know. Batman's awesome and all, but I'd be afraid of all the villains coming to get me. Personally, I think marrying a villain would be your best bet. Sure, the superheroes would come to get you but if you played your cards right, they wouldn't kill you (personal morals and all).

I don't think I'd be able to do it. I'd just shave my head and wear a wig.

Oh sweetie, please shut the hell up.

Well, only one person down-voted our conversation (as far as I can tell) which isn't bad. It doesn't look like anyone down-voted the conversation between partychicklolkj and me.

I think it's a creepypasta story, but it's still cool.

And a lot of jobs don't pay enough for you to pay off all your debts. So you're just kinda screwed.