Pickup lines from the experts at tumblr 1 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
It creeps me out but I would date the guy that said that to me...
I didn't know that this was even a problem. 15 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
They were pointing out they can't take a decent picture - either he's washed out or she's too dark
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My life will not be the same with this knowledge 43 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
I feel like the "more you know" guys are running out of stuff people didn't already know
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America... 25 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
Most Australians call him Jay-Zed (or at least everyone who mentions him to me does). JayZee seems weird...
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Corgi snow flop 9 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
His reaction to the fail is too adorable though. Like, ah fuck it, get comfy.
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Much religion 9 comments
Awww...Yisss 17 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his choices!
Wrong incarnation I know but I thought it was appropriate ;)
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Wrong incarnation I know but I thought it was appropriate ;)
wat. 17 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
That movie was just gold! Christian Bale looked so different - still impressed with that
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Simon Pegg as Ron Weasley 20 comments
You don't know hot 34 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
I literally lost the top layer of skin off my fingers today touching my steering wheel... Time for public transport?
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Wise words 10 comments
Plot twist 13 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
I hate that every time posts a "feels" post it's suddenly an excuse for racism or homophobia (or whatever the theme of the meme is) and everyone's OK. People on the internet can be full of shit. You can trust ME thoufh because I have a PHD in the internet
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Tumblr is so eggcellent 7 comments
Gordon ramsey helping a contestant that fell into a crisis 14 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
I don't think he's a bad guy either - the guys on Hells Kitchens are always dicks about how great they are ar everything they do despite the fact that they went on the show to get help...
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Every time I see a kind throwing a tantrum in the store 7 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
Oh wow - I never pay attention to them lol this makes a lot more sense. Thanks for the snarky correction
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Bad Luck Brian Strikes again!! 8 comments
French discovers "earth apple" 18 comments
French discovers "earth apple" 18 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
Or a "French" laugh - think the creepy chef in the little mermaid :)
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French discovers "earth apple" 18 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
Clearly guest hasn't had to learn a new language or just didn't bother to go beyond "um". I think "how do you say it" is a better line than "you know, fuck, umm..." while you try to remember what word you wanted
Rant over :D
Rant over :D
Pen*s on the board 8 comments
Pen*s on the board 8 comments
You're the man 5 comments
whome
· 10 years ago
Cyanide & Happiness - making my sense of humour seem normal one lol at a a time
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