whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Venus's long days 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
So you'll age a year before the day ends, that's scary. Of course surviving in the first place would take a miracle!
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I greatly respect this man 34 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Exactly.
JEFF 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The guy thinks Jeff is an anteater so he suggested ants for lunch to see if Jeff would react.
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You have been warned 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Wow its been over a decade since I last talked to my 'mother' oh well just another day of the year for me.
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JEFF 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'm embarrassed that it took me way to long to get the joke!
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I greatly respect this man 34 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
So he's not Christian because he speaks truth? How typical hypocrite of you guest. Let me guess you're Christian to, or as I call them hypochristan since they preach 'peace and love' but judge the living hell out of everybody even when their own beliefs say that 'only god reserves the right to judge'
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it's like the earth is going back in time! 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The town local to me still has a few brick side streets though they paved main street long ago.
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There are clearly two kinds of people in the world 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
'Half-ass, I hate this job' and 'doing it properly'
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Still confused by what's in the background but great story. 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yep that's what they are.
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Obviously you've never been hit by 4 inch spurs, they can disable you, if they can kill a dog they can seriously hurt a human.
Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Or the rooster gets tired of you chasing his ladies and turns the tables.
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You made me choke on my sandwich!
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Maybe I don't give them enough credit.
He will seriously argue this for hours 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
No, good old fashioned big engine 1971 chevy with a 454 to be exact. I like the older trucks, easier to fix of you can find the parts.
He will seriously argue this for hours 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I could haul a prius flat on its wheels in the bed of my one ton and bury it completely in 'fertilizer' so no it's cargo space and towing capacity won't cut it for me. I could probably also haul two on a trailer behind it while hauling the third and the load of sh*t on top. I believe the motor in my truck is heavier than a prius too. Not sure though.
PTSD 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Don't blame you smitty, most of the people who insult the service men and women don't have the spine to sign up themselves, to me there is no greater symbol of bravery than to willingly march through hell on earth!
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
On the bright side humans are much more intelligent than the average chicken, there has been a two foot wide hole in the fence around my chicken house for three years and they are outside from 6 am to 8 pm and not a single chicken has went through that hole yet.
Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Two items: four wheeler and fishing net.
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My worst nightmare just came true 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Just burn them and walk away, you will be forever happier!
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PTSD 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Such is the curse that everyone with ptsd has to live with they all have a trigger, for some its a gun shot or explosion, for others it could be the glint of a knife in sunlight.
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I want this 21 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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He shared the drive of over 2000 miles and split the gas and food. All with no notice 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I've met a couple shitty moms, problem is they are getting a lot more common.
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He will seriously argue this for hours 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Its what I think but then again I have no use for cars so my opinion is invalid anyway.
He will seriously argue this for hours 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
They are fugly.
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The secret keeper for girls 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Imagine if it looked like a used tampon.
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