I miss him but he was getting old and had already had one cancerous growth removed, and even if he would have survived his injuries he wouldn't have been the same, on the bright side I'm bringing one of his grandkids home tomorrow.

Oh come on that's an insult to the devil, he's a moron that needs impeached and locked up!

Ripshot, his first night home he ripped the side upholstery off the couch and ran around like a speeding bullet that is until he hit the tile in the hallway at full speed and ended up in the closet at the end of it he never could keep his balance on that slick ceramic.

He was a burnese mountain dog unfortunately I lost him a couple months ago to injuries he sustained getting hit by a vehicle in my own front yard, this is about what he looked like except his paws were tan instead of white which is unusual, I don't have an actual picture of him with me since I'm not home.
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images14/BerneseMountainDogKLEOPATRAHERUSPOSEIDONAS.JPG

He liked apples I have no clue why but he'd turn his nose up at any dog treat but if he knew an apple was near stay out of his way!

That's why you either core them or stop eating before you reach the core, my dog would always bring me an apple from one of the many trees on the property to cut up for him, my cows on the other hand just ate them whole but never got enough to have a toxic response since only a few apples actually fall into the field.

Because some people believe it's wrong or their religion is against it, or the most common reason is so they can be total dicks in public and get a high horse attitude while nagging every meat eater in existence.

Well I started have difficulties staying conscious so I called 911 and they air lifted me out.

Ouch. Last thing I had a reaction like that to was about 30 hornets and that ended in a helicopter trip.

Some small black house spider I didn't see any obvious markings other than that, and since it only left a welt the size of a thumb tack not too toxic.

I've gotten plenty of sun burns on my arm, one year was very bad because I was stuck in traffic for three hours because of an accident.

My summer truck is an 1984 so it actually has power windows and locks not that I use those much my winter truck is a 1975 and nothing is powered in it, it still had separate AM and FM radios when I got it (and only two speakers) Needless to say I did some upgrading on that respect. My trucks May be old but at least they are reliable and can be fixed very quickly.

Its ok now I just have a little spot of swelling and even that is going down it wasn't a badly venomous spider just enough for a localized reaction in my elbow plus I think most of the stiffness is from sleeping on it wrong.

It also depends on the dog certain breeds (pitbull for example) are allergic to certain grains and vegetables.

No I'd probably end up in prison pretty quick, I have a bad habit of criticizing most governments (even my own) because almost all of them have some major failures involved.

So that's what three guests total. And you're probably right but I don't pay much attention to that particular nation.

Yeah it was beyond gross, I wanted to drop a match into the underground fuel tanks to disinfect the place!