whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Would nice if someone understood me 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't like chocolate but the $6 million sounds good!
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Well put! Some language. 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
While I respect your views and mine is a neutral standpoint (I don't see any issues with people wanting to be in a happy consenting relationship regardless of gender) I really can't see how people's personal lives are a religious matter other than between them and their god(s) (don't hate on me but my beliefs are an amalgam of several others) and from a strictly legal standpoint certain 'protections' that normally apply to married couples (insurance, wills, bank accounts, so on) couldn't be procured before for same sex couples because of the marriage issue which in the strictest sense is discriminatory. So technically speaking while there is is a religious aspect of marriage there is an equal legal aspect that can't be ignored without voiding all marriages and rendering all the joint bank accounts and other items equally void!
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The rainbow filter on Facebook is getting ridiculous 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't have facebook so, not my problem.
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Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Not as tasty when breaded and fried either.
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Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That's a cat bird.
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I wish i could make a sand castle like this 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Forget the sand castle build me a real house like that!
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Pisses me off a bit 27 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
And yet some clerks whose job it is to hand out marriage licenses are refusing because of their beliefs. Which by my logic is like working at mcdonalds and refusing to sell hamburgers because you're vegetarian. In either case you should lose your job pretty quickly!
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This is a little much 45 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Said guest needs to speak to two of my friends who are single dads. The little girl's mother was literally wh*ring the girl out and the other one gets weekly death threats! So while, yes the mother may give birth and all some of them are completely useless and horrible people! For each deadbeat father there is a equal number of deadbeat mothers!
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Where's the lie? 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'd rather have the $12 plate for more than a few reasons.
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Breakups gone bad 46 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Chill? Most of them need confined to a mental hospital!
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She's got my vote 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
We already have a joke in the white house.
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Birds that eat only bones 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Can I borrow one.... For reasons?
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Breakups gone bad 46 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That would probably, at best end in a headache at worse death. Mine was a four hour surgery and a year of physical therapy and her locked up for 6-10 years that was before she b*tch slapped a guard though.
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Breakups gone bad 46 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Still can't top mine, a steak knife through the hand kind of sucks!
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What truck? 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
What's not to like? I'd love one of those trucks!
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Yuppers 40 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah it seems like it. Otherwise it's splitting hairs and calling them a matched set!
Yuppers 40 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That seems to be just about the same.
Yuppers 40 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
No my bible knowledge may be a little rusty, but doesn't it say pretty strictly that we have NO right to judge anyone?
Please share. Someone out there might need this. 68 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Why foam? Go for solid oak or aluminum!
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New knife 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Isn't that the point?
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Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Not as much as getting mobbed by 7 million flies or getting a staph infection. Two things I seriously hate about farming!
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Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yep, you actually want a coagulant to stop the bleeding.
Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Because it shuts down bleeding extremely quickly.
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Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I just use 91% rubbing alcohol.
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I would never leave 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
This makes me wish I actually had time to sit down! Although I suppose I could use it as a bed.
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