whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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The way this grass grew through an aloe plant 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Wire grass, I've seen that sh*t grow through cinderblock!
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This is actually an awesome option 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Would not have done me any good, windows 98 was still the most common os during my time and I don't even remember using word at all wordpad or notepad definitely.
Not sure if I should fire the carpenter or the plumber 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Fire everybody, out of a cannon!
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Hebridean sheep often grow two sets of horns 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That reminds me of Jakob sheep they usually grow two or more sets of horns but are black and white usually.
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Lemon or Banana? 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That's a car.
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Spaghetti tree hoax by BBC 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Now 99% of 'news' is a hoax.
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The most honest "do not enter" sign of all time 1 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I need this to keep idiots off my property!
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It's still art, you wouldn't understand 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I find this offensive!
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Why do wisdom tooth even exist? 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Mine came in without any problems, of course now though one Is gonna need drilled out.
Good old junk drawer 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I have six in my house and 25 in my workshop.
Walrus getting ready to be surprised by a fish cake 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Hit it with a sledge hammer and trade it for an android. :-)
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Walrus getting ready to be surprised by a fish cake 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Do you need a screw driver the get your caps lock key unstuck?
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Not saying any names but.... 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Ah come on one time I do that, one time!
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I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't know, if I was in a state that allowed that I wouldn't even want to sneeze let alone be dumb enough to pull my own gun.
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I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
When everyone has a gun nobody does.
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Lego mould retired after making 120 million lego bricks 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You break every bone in your body.
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Please. From any store or gas station :( 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
When people said to me they'd never come back because something acted up I just waved and said bye. I guess the best part about when I worked there is that I literally couldn't be fired, nobody else could run nightshift (I was there 7 nights a week) I had already out lasted three managers and by the time the second manager left I was the one that got phone calls when crap went south during first and second shifts. When I got fed up with the manager that was there towards the end of my employment I left them hanging without me, I just quit one day out of the blue. I hated that guy!!!!
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Please. From any store or gas station :( 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah I had nights like that when I worked at a gas station, I was always alone and good luck getting a hold of the manager if something went down (almost nightly because everything in the place was junk) he never answered his phone I had to learn very quick how to fix everything solo and still managed to catch hell from some impatient ass a night!
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yeah 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The best part about being open minded is nothing is offensive. (At least to me anyway)
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Well put! Some language. 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Common law and civil unions where not recognized in all 50 states you could be 'married' in one state but cross an invisible border and your just two people who live together. If a religion flies the 'flag' of a Christian faith and read the bible regardless of the version they have the same rules. For the record I don't know the faith of the suicide church (from the looks of some of the picture I saw I want to say catholic) but the other two were different Christian faiths (baptist and seventh day respectfully)
SCIENCE! 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't like elevators period forget underwater!
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Well put! Some language. 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I do respect both sides but I'm also looking at it from a legal standpoint too, why should only a man and women reap the legal benefits of marriage? I also know a few homosexual people who attend churches and are accepted as they are, and I also read about a person who was hounded so badly by his church that he walked in one day and splattered his brains all over the place! As I see the whole picture I see a huge load of hypocrisy on all sides. I see people who by the very teachings of the religion they choose to live by should be accepting and welcoming of all regardless of their 'sins' and yet are acting as judge/jury/executioner contrary to that.
This ridiculous designer clutch bag is actually brown paper bag 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Ah the money people will pay just to have a simple name on something, excuse me while I go throw up!
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Well put! Some language. 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You sure put the fun in fueneral garlog. Autocorrect screwed that up!
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