Dedication, table of contents and first paragraph of chapter one.

Or turn it off, mine charges in about two hours that way.

The dog on the other hand is having a blast!

Ignore him it's for the best.

Me too, it would kind of suck to be worn food before I'm thirty.

Yeah it's pretty funny to see him epic fail just because he chooses to be an intolerable ass, I usually don't drink but I go to whichever local bar he's at just for the show because I know he's either gonna get punched or pelted with beer cans.

Well they kind of saved my life, I mean heart attacks are pretty much a solid death sentence without medical help so they deserved it, plus since they were a volunteer service they don't really get paid anything.

At one point I was the only night shift worker and I was always alone on shift, so you could say I was the night manager/worker.

The viruses are usually not old just weakened to an extent that they cause an immune response but can't infect or severely sicken you.

I was five when that happened (he was three) I still miss him though.

Yeah but pretty close to Canada. You really shouldn't he is a major ass, his most common line is to walk up to a woman and say 'why don't you make yourself comfortable, in my bed!' Or something to that effect, he basically either gets slapped or a drink to the face every time he talks.

My parents were antivax quacks in the 80's it messed me up and killed my little brother we both ended up with whooping cough, I still have problems today with getting sick monthly. (I'm sick right now actually) when I found out that a simple vaccine could have saved my brother and lifelong problems for me I started to hate my parents, eventually I disowned them and left.

My computer is old (2011 old) and struggles at times to run windows 7 that was preinstalled on it, plus upgrades tend to drag along errors from the previous system and this one will occasionally bluescreen for things as dumb as plugging in a Usb device.

Yeah he drives around in a loud-as-hell honda civic and routinely gets thrown out of all the bars in town for pestering the ladies even the ones twice his age (he just turned 22 I believe, considering that he drove around for a week with a happy birthday banner tied to the antenna of his 'car')

Spaceballs it mocks starwars and does so hilariously! Find it and watch it, your life will be incomplete without it!

An alternative to the pearly gates. Odds are the person that said that is spiritual but not necessarily Christian or any other religion.