whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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picking your own grave 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
No it was built in 2011 and cooks itself on idle without a six inch fan sitting on top of the open case because despite being a desktop it has the air flow of a laptop wrapped in tinfoil. Its time for it to retire. And no it's not dusty it gets cleaned twice a month because it's in charge of my security cameras.
picking your own grave 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Seems like that's the only way I can get my crapball desktop to cooperate and actually function for a day is to look at new computers on amazon for an hour. Although it immediately blue screened as soon as I added one to my cart.
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Kids these days 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Seems about like my satellite internet right now!
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You can only choose one pill. Choose wisely! 39 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
White, green, or blue, I would say to future one but I already can predict some things so not needed. And let's face it the white one would have many uses!
Selfies have killed more people than sharks have this year 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
And others that take selfies while driving and then have a surprise meeting with an immovable object, or a speeding train that they try to beat while taking a pic or holding a gun to their head. Essentially its just suicide with photographic proof.
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"I drive manual bro" 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I know it's a joke, but not a very funny one.
I don't know about you, but that's a sexy wrench 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yep you are right.
"I drive manual bro" 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Sloppy, just sloppy. The pipe clamp around the cloth is a dead giveaway that it doesn't belong, if they wanted it to look stock the should have glued/sewed it on or bought a real shifter boot for something like $35 and put that on, or better yet just bought a car with a standard transmission and not be a poser idiot. Crap like this is why I don't lock the doors on my vehicles if they want to steal them and can get out of a parking lot without stalling them dead they can have them!
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Famous photographer describes his experience with a lion 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That is probably the ultimate once-in-a-lifetime picture!
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Most of them don't have much 3D scenes anyway 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I haven't been to a theater in probably 7 years and I can't even remember what movie it was, except that it must have sucked because I fell asleep until the lights came back on. Don't matter now anyway since the only theater in my town closed two years ago because some dumb teen robbed it and killed the owner in the lobby.
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This guy was Oscar material as a kid 17 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The mother died in her sleep, which leaves leo and his older 'brother' orphaned, after the mother died the older boy lights the house on fire to save them ridicule from the town since the mother was morbid obese, they then skip town. That's all I remember of the movie since I've only seen it once and that was about five years ago.
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Most of them don't have much 3D scenes anyway 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Personally the glasses hurt my eyes.
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You're not the only person on the road 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
From the front only, not the back.
Oh, thats a... WOAH 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Even a dull letter opener can cause damage.
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You're not the only person on the road 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Fog, rain, snow, dark all lights should be on! I cannot count the times I've almost flattened some moron because the have no clue how to turn on their lights! Besides the fog can get so think sometimes that visibility can be single digit feet! Those are the idiots that I want to pull out of their vehicles cut up their license and burn their car!
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Do you want to get shot? Cause that's how you get shot. 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I would turn it off with a hammer!
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Once you start you can't stop 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You're not wrong, some people watch none of them.
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And your reasoning is? 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Perhaps maybe the plastic surgeon has some explaining to do?
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Building your own PC is not that hard 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
In other words a simple google search or youtube video.
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Building your own PC is not that hard 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Really, you can't possibly do it wrong! Every cable is keyed so that they can only really connect one way.
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It's the truth though 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Generally they act like a complete pain in the ass, they disregard all basic manners and are usually selfish.
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It's the truth though 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't care what color you are if you act like a fool/asshole/hemorrhoid in front of me I will treat you accordingly.
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What improvements could be made to Windows 10? 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah they could quit spying too.
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So I helped whatever the hell this is cross the road 33 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Looks a lot like an 'gator snapper' to me, but I still stand by my size and finger removal statement.
the macabre art of zdzislaw bekinski 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Post more of this!
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