The dick has been out dicked in a good way!

Tell us all how you really feel.

I honestly don't know, I tried and they said my home environment wasn't suitable, apparently I can manage to milk a herd of cows solo but my state feels I'm not fit to raise a kid alone.

Plus I live in the middle of nowhere close to a mile from the nearest neighbor and 30 from the nearest town. The basement isn't the problem its the attic you gotta watch out for, its the only place on my whole farm that makes me feel uncomfortable and the light switch for my basement is at the bottom of the stairs of that says anything!

As a general, all around animal lover, and the fact that I rely upon my animals to keep a roof over my head, please keep posting I always get a smile out of your posts. Plus I have a soft spot for baby animals probably because I can't have children or adopt. To many more years of posts!

Yeah really I have too much house with three floors and a basement, then again I live alone so that could be the reason.

That one reason why I still have a gas stove, power failures are common especially in the winter, and while I do have backup power its too expensive to run constantly.

Yep if you (or any cashier anywhere for that matter) don't check them and they get a counterfeit bill, their till is technically short that amount and they are subject to discipline just the same as if they took that bill out and pocketed it. I have worked retail before and it does happen.

Most people prefer the convenience of electric stoves now days, I actually have both electric and gas ranges, the gas one is in a small one room building attached to my barn that I sometimes use in the winter if it snows too much for me to get back to my house, while the electric one is in my house.

Scarface was a remake, but it was a remake that surpassed the original. I really hope this is a hoax.

It saves time, not that I microwave things much as I prefer to actually cook but if I'm very tired or just feeling lazy it comes in handy.

Auto correct ducked that up.

No actually they taste normal, because the plants themselves are so closely related.

Or a train. Otherwise I've seen first hand a wreck between a minivan and a bus, the bus going 25 mph when the van pulled out in front of it, the van was totaled (the bus tore the driverside front wheel and hood off the van as well as shattered three windows) and the only damage to the bus was the number sticker on the bumper getting scratched.

Yes, and the seats are designed in such a way to minimize severe injuries plus as top heavy as buses are if it were to roll over you would have kids hanging from the seats unable to get loose. Some buses though do have seat belts for special reasons (toddlers, special needs children) although some kids have been injured in bus crashes they are much safer than a passenger car or van and can easily withstand accidents that would destroy a car.