whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Am I the only one who does this to be as silent as possible? 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
My sink is an old porcelain one so it's already quiet and besides I live alone so I'm usually as loud as possible.
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Remember this doucebag? His company is losing money 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Plus other companies started selling the same drug for about a $1 a dose just to shove a cactus up his crap chute!
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We should all be so noble 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
For the record I shopped online.
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Seriously, f**k you 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
It happened before, almost caught my truck on fire, I just happened to walk out of a store and saw the bastard flick his cig. He was lucky I didn't crowbar his knee caps!
Badass jc penney 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't care about brands my main thing is durability and to some extent strength, most of the crap they sell won't stand a chance against barb wire let alone even a calf!
Touché target! Happy whatever. 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
No because I move on with my life and get my daily work done, unlike the people who get offended by trivial crap and sit on the internet all day whining about it. Unfortunately for me I work 7 days a week 365 days a year otherwise I'd take to the internet myself just to tell them how shallow and stupid they are, but instead I sit back and hope that some day that gelatin will re-harden back into the bone it once was!
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Not allowed I guess? 22 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Because there is a real difference between book knowledge and practical knowledge.
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Badass jc penney 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Last time I went there the clothes were expensive, and I'm on the average side, I saw a pair of pants that were $45, then again maybe I'm cheap but that doesn't impress me a bit!
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Seriously, f**k you 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Or all over a parking lot, or into the bed of another person's truck, when they are hauling a load of garbage.
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When Charlie Sheen is HIV-positive 2 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Nope, not surprising in the least, he's slept with tons of women, some admittedly prostitutes plus he has done drugs in the past as well. I would have really been shocked had he not had at least one std.
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Pussies 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I know it would take a lot of time, I look like a freaking ape!
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Pussies 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Frankly I don't think I could stand feeling like steel wool (stubble) if I shaved my chest, besides, the fact that it would probably take hours to do and I don't have time for that crap!
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Touché target! Happy whatever. 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
This thing offends me, as does 'offended' people, if you're so weak that words or the way people choose to celebrate a particular day of the year offends you, you are truly a sorry pathetic excuse for a jello spined human!
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Trippy idea for a christmas tree 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Plus one stray wind gust you've got a tangled mess on the floor! Its nice and all but I'll stick with my normal nothing.
Badass jc penney 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Its like walmart but with a 50% markup on the same imported garbage, and no food.
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yikes 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Well ok let's not check to make sure she's okay just take a pic and post it to the internet. *cue history channel guy* HUMANS!
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Things change, that's just the way it is 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Anytime something is translated there is a high chance of mistakes, especially if you are trying to translate something to a language that has no concept of the subject, like trying to explain a computer to someone from an amazonian tribe for example. (Albeit a weak example but you get my point.)
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Well 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Can't keep secrets from an enlightened mind.
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If Cars Had Facial expressions 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The first one looks like it just got a potato shoved up its tail pipe.
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My god 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Not according to my phone, its a Tuesday.
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And three hours of mental play 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
98% of the game is commercials, how else could they afford the players paychecks, if and when I have any interest in a game I watch the last three minutes of the forth quarter it saves a lot of time and you miss nothing but loud ads and grab assing!
This is the STUPIDEST product I've EVER seen 24 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Both my vehicles could absolutely destroy a modern car even at low speed and I still wear my seat belt, simply for the fact that flying through the windshield would pretty much shove a cactus up my day's crap chute real quick!
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The perfect solution 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Nope that will offend people because the cup will be white which is racist, time to close shop starbucks, so all these offended brats will have something else they 'can't even' about!
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#Prayfortheworld 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
What! I gotta poke my head out of the barn more often. I didn't hear about any of this.
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A Suleiman Markhor- a big horned goat of Afghanistan 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Cork screw right up the a$$!
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