Dr. Suess Is Great 14 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
Fish instead of fifth.
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Would you do it? 12 comments
This man was born for the part 8 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
I believe he's played satan at least once that's a bit darker than the joker.
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Yahoo password recovery can fk themselves 12 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
At that point I'd just tell them to shove the account and make a new one.
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National holiday 20 comments
But apparently it's a big deal 14 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
No you just have a life is all, I wouldn't have watched it if it was the last thing in existence I didn't even know about it until I watched the news at 4am this morning and I'm already sick of it!
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I couldn't sleep for a week 27 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
And the corny arse puns. Why don't they make shows like that anymore?
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Florida man crimes 23 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
I still swear it's leftover medications from all the retirement homes leeching into the water that causes this!
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Advice for cashiers, most of whom seem to get this backwards every time 17 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
Most places (that I've worked cashier at) allow a leeway of +/- $3.00 in the drawer because things do happen, although rare people do occasionally abandon their change. Now deliberately withholding change is wrong of the cashier and if they don't correct it immediately you have every right to ask to speak to a manager!
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Spot the vegan 14 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
I got it fixed, the latch was frozen. I also got most of the escapees captured again.
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This crab claw grew another smaller claw 7 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
Well I was going to say pollution/toxic waste but do we really need a crustacean super hero.
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You should hear my dad's f*cking ringtone 13 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
My ringtones and alarms are set loud but that's because I'm normally in very noisy environments.
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This crab claw grew another smaller claw 7 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
It was probably damaged in a fight but not enough for the whole claw to shed but the regeneration created a new claw anyway.
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Advice for cashiers, most of whom seem to get this backwards every time 17 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
What I always hated as a cashier was these people who pay for a $1 soda with a fifty or hundred dollar bill when they clearly have a crap load of ones in their wallets.
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Child protection services 6 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
My dog can clear whichever floor of my house she is on, and most of the time the only warning I get is either a grunt or she randomly leaves the room, you wouldn't think a 95 pound dog could stink so bad but she has some potent farts!
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The way to recycle! 3 comments
Spot the vegan 14 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
Sorry I left a gate open at my farm, some of my stupider animals escaped.
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You can't beat this horse 20 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
I'm guessing you've never been out of a city before and would mistake a chicken for a duck.
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Really Neat 7 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
Boo! no farscape, that universe has a 4500 meter ship, and living ships are common.
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A church that looks like a confused chicken 6 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
You mean a chicken in its natural state, I have yet to see a chicken that wasn't confused and I've had some chickens long enough that old age is killing them.
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Can't hold it in 13 comments
whospikedthepunch
· 8 years ago
I keep my mouth shut mostly, religion in a perfect world is nobodies business but your own. The most I'll say to someone is, 'I have my beliefs, you have yours let's keep it that way'
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