whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Never forget 40 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
No he just caught 'airhead' from the kardashians he went stupid/insane.
Mistakes were made 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
That's not as fun as people think...
Mistakes were made 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
The cat just wanted to go for a hay ride.
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when you see it 37 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I legitimately jumped but I'm also sick and dehydrated so FU!
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Zodiac: Day 12. What do you do when the world ends? 24 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
As an aries, that's wrong. But knowing a sagittarius that's 1000% correct!
How to be a huge d*ck (NSFW cuz Star Wars: TFA spoilers) 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I'm fresh out of bulldozer but have sledgehammers ranging from five to 25 pounds, I could also weld all the doors shut as well as cut the driveshaft.
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How to open pincode doorlocks the Russian way 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Ah, yeah that could be a problem. Check local laws though it may not be as difficult or illegal as you think.
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How to be a huge d*ck (NSFW cuz Star Wars: TFA spoilers) 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
You want a bulldozer or sledgehammer?
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Illuminated paper cut light box dioramas 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
And here I am having trouble drawing a straight line with a ruler.
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How to open pincode doorlocks the Russian way 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Amazon, and you really don't need a high powered one either.
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Therapy animals. 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
She likely had polio or some other muscle disease,that machine is similar to an iron lung.
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Oh Kimmy 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Frankly nobody should be scared of the short bus nation-state frankly because the second they step out of line the whole world will put more bullets in kim's ass than there is salt in the oceans! They say it was an H bomb but it could have simply been a crap load of tnt or maybe Kim just farted.
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rekt 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Plus in most locations its illegal.
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Star wars action figure: Uncle owen 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Extra crispy edition!
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And a moat 27 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Sleep in a different room every night like any sane person.
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And a moat 27 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Suddenly my old farm house looks like a mansion compared to the small crap people pay out the nose for in new York.
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Equality 21 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I think the term 'adult' covers that.
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Rekt by campbell's 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Parents are parents what the hell is the difference!? As long as the child is loved and cared for it doesn't matter if the parents are both male or female, trans, single or one of them identifies as a damn toaster!
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But where will superheroes change clothes then? 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
And all about as secure as yelling your social security number with a bull horn.
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Bill clinton 38 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I'd rather have an actual jackass of the animal variety, at least that form of braying I can tolerate!
Nobody does 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I usually make my own meatballs if I have all the ingredients, but spaghetti is maybe a once a year thing for me, while meatballs and mushroom gravy is at least three times a year.
Nobody does 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
That's understandable, I very rarely make spaghetti but like a lot of sauce but since I only make single servings I cook it together.
Cheers! 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I've had both, and while I find a pc easier there are some perks to a console but since I haven't owned or played a console since both versions of the ps2 I could be wrong.
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Bill clinton 38 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
As funny as that would be, I really don't want that hag in the whitehouse.
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Nobody does 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Cooking it with the heat too high, once you add the sauce it should be on low. Plus some people have a dumb idea that throwing a noodle at the ceiling/wall and seeing if it sticks is a good way to tell if it's done. (Its not)
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