Or you simply hate everyone in that class.

A crate of those hit by a semi going 90 mph then lit on fire.

Check google maps (or earth I can't remember which) with the wikipedia feature turned on you can find all kinds of stuff like this.

Or when your light sensor quits working.

Nope. I'm sick of this shit!

What are they remaking into a pile of used toilet paper now?

No you have to be at least slightly pleasing to the eye to be a hooker.

Or when third shift sees first shift.

I have no clue who the woman on the right is and I don't care to know.

*ticks down thumb* if I didn't have bad luck I'd have none at all.

Fact # 20 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Talking_birds

I prefer being alone, the only shit I have to deal with then all comes from my animals!

And its now my phones background.

We will all glow in the dark if hillary the hag gets in. She'll email our nuke codes to north Korea.

I've never seen it, never will.

So many goals in one picture.

A lot of people have lost faith in the system after decades of incompetence so they are hoping that trump will be the one to 'clean out the bats' or at least impose a term limit on congress and bury some of the skeleton chair hogs.

Too much caffeine!