whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Our entire universe existence 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
A for effort F+ for the 'sentient' beings!
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Forever in our hearts 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
What no beta?
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RDJ: real life Iron Man 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Sorry Sebastian, that's MY title get a new one you ripoff!
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Why do I know the answer to this question? 25 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I very much consider my grandfather and uncle heros, my parents though, they are human filth and can very much rot in hell I only hope I get to fork them in the ass at least once in the underworld.
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Why do I know the answer to this question? 25 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
If you consider war time, and enlistment my grandfather,and uncle both killed people. If you count being stupid, negligent, and hard headed both my parents are murderers.
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Close 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Did the penguin lose weight? Must be all that diet fish.
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Amazing Luxury Gold Cars 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I wouldn't want it if I could afford it, I have nothing to be jealous of frankly, I'd start to go bonkers the second I pulled out of my garage if I owned a god awful display of excess like that. And furthermore I was joking so sit on a lightbulb and turn it on (lighten up a little!)
Russian Hero's Last Words 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Some people show extreme bravery when confronted with evil.
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Amazing Luxury Gold Cars 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
It would be (not) a shame if somebody drove by each car with a crowbar sticking out the window. (I volunteer!)
What I imagine 32 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Yep, some guys end up in a crap load of pain if they cross their legs.
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What I imagine 32 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Both actually.
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Anyone who's made the shift from manual to automatic will feel me 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I find myself reaching for the shifter sometimes but not often.
How do you pronounce "doge"? 25 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Annoying.
Rude 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I always checked anything above a 10, didn't stop me from getting a counterfeit 5 once.
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Rude 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
When I worked as a cashier (many years ago) I put an end to that by picking up the store phone and telling them to wait for the local police, technically the cashier has to report any suspected counterfeit money or counterfeiting operations.
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Anyone who's made the shift from manual to automatic will feel me 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
As someone with both kinds of vehicles and sometimes use both in one day (often in a hour) try that once!
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911 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Better than $6.66
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Fruit stripe gum 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
An hour? that's being generous.
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This is kinda cool 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Yeah really, who gives a rats ass, you think they will just allow him to do that IF (and that's a big if) he becomes president. The answer is hell no!
The Martin Luther King of our time 38 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I am friends with two guys that won custody of their children, but they had to wade through hell to do it, and they should never have had to! The one was abused by his child's mother to the extent of permanent physical/emotional scars and the other one was allowing her 'boyfriend' to sexually abuse her daughter while the husband/father was at work. I myself dealt with an abusive female as well. Its far more common than anyone believes!
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But how can I be sure? 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
That's when you say 'nope its three doors down.'
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I love having dyed hair so as a brown eyed person I'd be sad 85 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
I would look demonic with black eyes.
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Drinking tap water 78 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Yep, but I won't drink the water in the nearest town, it doesn't taste as good as the water on my farm.
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Lint roller 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Talk about a sticky situation.
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Just some food for thought 27 comments
whospikedthepunch · 8 years ago
Sadly there just isn't enough, its time to put the system to sleep and get a new one.
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