whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Let me go hooman aghrablurtgh 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
This needs to be a horror movie, no blood or anything just this dog popping out of random holes and scarring people into a brown streak.
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Haha 14 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
This possibility makes me happy I have a tumor eating my brain, this world is clusterf*cked and I don't want to live to see it!
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I'm pretty sure that we don't kill cows for milk 59 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Farming is a lot of work but it's rewarding work and more people need to do it. i cared very much for my animals, they provided me with my home, my income and my food, so mistreating them would be like cutting off my own foot. I sold them only to local farms that I knew personally and had good reputations even if it meant taking a loss on market value.
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Well 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
^ government is general. Bickering, finger pointing and not a single one knows reality from a hole in the ground of they fell in it!
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When lightning strikes the sand 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
If you clean the loose sand off that you'll be left with 'lightning glass' which is not only rare but beautiful.
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I'm pretty sure that we don't kill cows for milk 59 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
They should protest at walmart their milk is almost all imported or from 'industrial' farms that have little regards for their animals well being most of the milk my farm used to produce ended up at stores like aldi. But I've ceased production due to health concerns. I've sent most of my dairy herd to better farms than mine. I'm only keeping two dairy cows a four beef cows while I wait for my health to fail.
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Wireless headphones disconnected 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Mine stops the music of the bluetooth drops, I should know it does it every night.
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Power washer vs watermelon 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Exactly why they have warnings about not pointing them at humans/animals. Imagine doing that to a person's face.
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Plot twist 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Thanks, I had noticed some problems in the last two months like my right eye randomly acting up and falling asleep as soon as I'd sit down (not normal for me) and my temper being a lot quicker than normal. I'm going for an mri in the morning to see the extent of this thing and decide what can be done if anything, at this point though I'm just as inclined to let it take me out as I am to fight it.
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Plot twist 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
I'm burnt out from milking 150+ cows myself, and I broke my left arm recently after an incident involving a ladder. On top of all that they found something in my head during a routine ct scan after my fall.
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This is why I love my Android 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
S4 active, mainly because my home/work is a dirty and wet environment, I have however managed to get the screen cracked but there is a good repair place local.
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Right about there. 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Certain wild violets can be eaten too especially the purple ones but only the flowers and the stem, they taste very similar to lettuce. I would check before trying tame ones they could be different.
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This is why I love my Android 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Neither do I, then again I rooted my android right after I activated it and most of the stock apps I don't use got booted before I even put a single contact in.
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Wow, just WOW! 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
I get pissed when I get more than three calls in a day, I would destroy my phone rather than deal with that level of nuts!
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Plot twist 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
I heard something similar the other night at the store from some tourist, they told their kid that being a farmer was almost as bad as being a sanitation worker! Funny how everybody loves having their garbage hauled away, having milk to drink and hamburgers, steaks, eggs to eat but the work involved is below them. Joke is on them this farmer is DONE WITH IT ALL! I'm keeping just enough for myself and shutting the rest down.
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When you finaly get your pets trust 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
And now your leg is a scratching post!
So, what does THIS mean? 32 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Its nature's ad for photoshop.
Dad jokes 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
I wish I could but I can't see the exit!
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Dad jokes 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
I would say he didn't either.
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Epic kitchen fail 21 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Cooking is fun and largely safe, I won't use a pressure cooker though.
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Coast guard rescues man running in a bubble in the ocean, again 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
If he really wants to run there, he should buy a boat and power it with a treadmill.
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Epic kitchen fail 21 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
They do occasionally fail, usually because they are damaged or not cleaned between uses, the lack of splash damage could mean the cooker was boiled dry or under such high pressures that the liquid flash evaporated as soon as the seal broke.
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Chicken shaming 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
They really don't, roosters are only useful if you want to raise chicks, hens have natural fluctuations in egg production throughout the year reaching peak in spring/summer and falling off in the fall/winter and dropping to none just before and during molting.
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Inside your head 8 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Mine is decidedly empty and black.
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Amazing Dad! 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 4 years ago
Yeah maybe or I should just wait until my arm is out of plaster or whatever the hell they make casts out of now.