I think what has happened here is that the poster doesn't know the diffence between a guy and an asshole. As a gentleman I firmly believe in everyone's right to look/wear/weigh however or whatever they like without fear of harassment or ridicule.

Slightly related fact of the day. The Chupa Chips logo was created by Salvador Dali

Watching "Netflix" if you know what I mean

Is this not what all waiters are thinking?

Cut the crusts off, roll it flat with a rolling pin, spread with ketchup or mustard (or both), roll your dog, pan-fry it seam side down first so it doesn't unwrap then roll it around till it is crisp all over.