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Did an edit on my hair and I think I prefer the brown. What do you guys think?? 10 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
You have fabulous hair and I love coloured hair in general. The only problem is you need to keep colouring it which ruins your hair. Go natural, it looks great, will be much cheaper and will be far better for the health of your hair in the long run.
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Indian YouTubers at the best thing 8 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
The difference is that the YouTube video explains how to solve the problem. The professor is trying to get you to understand the theory.
Indian YouTubers at the best thing 8 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
The difference is that the YouTube video explains how to solve the problem. The professor is trying to get you to understand the theory.
Roses Are Red [Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored] 54 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
This sounds like a trump speech
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What say 9 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
*fewer
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A n e w h a n d h a s t o u c h e d t h e b e a c o n 10 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
It's an icosahedron, 20 faces not 12. A dodecahedron is made from pentagons
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And the cookies..Are a bonus 26 comments
wilf · 1 year ago
The difference after tax may be small but it would probably work out at around $150 a year in your pocket. Plus (and I can't stress this strongly enough) FREE HEALTHCARE AT THE POINT OF CONTACT! The govt is, quite sensibly, asking companies to pay a wage that allows someone on minimum wage to contribute to the social security of the nation. High tax is only an issue if companies are not required to pay a living wage. Legislating for that means that companies (via staff wages) will end up paying into the country they are making profit in.
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With body like that everyone else is victim 6 comments
wilf · 2 years ago
Pretty sure Rorschach made a similar statement in Watchmen.
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Too bad it doesn't work 6 comments
wilf · 4 years ago
If it's watertight it's going to be airtight. Just make sure you submerge it without tipping it and you trap a boatfull of air. Of course keeping it underwater would be tricky as it would be rather buoyant.
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I just noticed this 8 comments
wilf · 5 years ago
Rumour has it that Laurence Fishburne was so impressed with the sketches for his costume that he insisted that the costume department made the glasses without arms as it would ruin the look of the character.
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It look me a while to realize which character 4 comments
wilf · 5 years ago
Fun fact: In the French translation of the chamber of secrets, the big reveal of the dark Lord's identity was the phrase "Je suis Voldemort" meaning that his given name had to be Tom Elvis Jedusor.
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Because using a chain is too mainstream 8 comments
wilf · 5 years ago
It's a pretty cool concept but can you imagine the effort required to get the damn thing moving! The gearing ratio looks like it's 1:1 and as whospikedthepunch said, God help you if your foot slips off the pedal whilst you are moving, it will take your leg off!
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BADAF 12 comments
wilf · 5 years ago
One of my GCSE students burst out laughing when he opened his results a couple of years ago. The first 5 subjects spelled FUDGE. Needless to say he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.
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Can you solve it? 20 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
3(+9+1)
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Stop nagging 17 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
Magnificent response dude. I applaud you.
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Silhouette Cutouts from Coins 14 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
How would you even do that?
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He's gotta get about somehow 4 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
Some people also need to learn the difference between a Sikh, a Muslim and a nutter. It actually pains me to hear people talking about religion when it has nothing to do with religion. They aren't fundamentalists they are psychopaths.
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Aaargh! The horror! 10 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
That actually hurt my eyes, I had to look away
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My new favourite photo of the Queen 12 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
She's the only British citizen who hasn't passed a driving test who is still legally allowed to drive.I'm pretty sure she doesn't need insurance either.
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Decisions, decisions, decisions... 2 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
It's the wrong way up! Down is on, so the dark side would turn the lights on. Surely it should switch them off.
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Genius 5 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
My first thought was Karl with a K
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The Interview 11 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
They pulled it because the big cinema chains refused to show it. This isn't Sony being weak. It's cinemas wanting to avoid attacks from nutters!
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Majestic as f*ck 12 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
Lions don't live in the jungle
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The littlest turtle 7 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
Tortoise
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Two types of people 17 comments
wilf · 6 years ago
The last one looks like an orange
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