Okay but we called my friend's crush either bleu (I shit u not it was a high school musical reference) or poodle

Basically the Viking dude who discovered Iceland wanted the green pastures to himself so he fucked them over and was like "you know what's a barren wasteland? This country I just discovered. If I call it Iceland, maybe people will get the message".

are we not going to talk about how dracos mug says princess

Yeah, there is special pet-safe dye that is totally non-toxic and washes out- I'm assuming that's what they used.

Good man.

Wow. How does that make you a selfish monster? Plenty of other people want kids and maybe you want to so other things like travel or get a time consuming job and that's ok <3

Thomas Jefferson...well then.