Are you a single guest chasing me across comment threads just to be rude or did I miss the memo on "Hate Windscryer Day"?

You know what? I don't care. You win. I'm gone.

Peace out, awesome people of FunSubstance.

Guest, you can take your boobs and hips and go fuck yourself with them.

I'm not feeling sorry for myself. It was both a fucking joke and a serious question because of my unique circumstances—which you don't know. After all, none of this takes into account the fact that I have a stalker who has made me wary of relationships or the fact that I am not heteronormative and live in a highly bigoted area.

I appreciate your concern, but I have a therapist, I don't need your comment section psychoanalysis.

1. I never said it was?
2. *Sass* said there is someone for everyone, I neither agreed not disagreed, but allowed for the possibility, which is exactly what you told me to do. So yay! I accomplished something today! *puts gold sticker on her chart* My therapist will be pleased. ^_^
3. I'm demi anyway, so "love at first sight" is already out the window and I won't ever "fall" in love so much as stroll slowly down the mountainside hand in hand.
4. Whether there is a single "soulmate" or a million of potential partners for each person is a rather existential debate, not a provable fact, and the true answer (if there is one) is probably more dependent on the person in question than anything else. What if your "soulmate" was born a thousand years ago? What if all but one of your entire pool of candidates lives on the other side of the world right now so you only *think* there's one. There's just no way to really know, is there?

This entire website is about resharing things. I think we'll survive. :)

Hello friend I am girl. :)

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. *shame*

Seriously, though, I literally don't know what this is in reference to.

Then keep on truckin', my friend. High school eventually ends.

First I would suggest going to a website that can actually address this issue? Try http://www.feedtherightwolf.org/2010/05/how-to-stop-porn-addiction-stop-watching-porn/.

Well you said you shot her ass and then— *sigh* Never mind.

Not nothing. I bet it was really satisfying to mail that fucker off.

He can say it. He just needs to do so with the knowledge that those of us on FS who have one will correct him if needed.

Take it from someone probably twice your age: the sooner you learn to filter that shit out, the happier you'll be.

Possibly, but with my dopamine and seratonin levels will I know it when I find them?

Everyone can have cookies. Have good sportsmanship, my footballing friend.

I'm confused. Where are you shooting her again?

P.S. I'm also a virgin and haven't been a teenager for enough years that "score" takes on a new context in this discussion. I honestly don't understand what all the hype is about on either side of that fence.

*sigh* Yes, thank you, I can see that it's using claws. It's called a joke.

And how? Seriously, how is that an accomplishment "considering the other teenagers today"? I'm real happy you're happy with your decision—good for you—but where do the other teenagers come into it? Unless you're constantly being asked for sex by these other teenagers, I fail to see the relevance. They're probably really happy with their decisions too, and isn't that something we can all agree is a good thing? I like happy people, whatever their sexual activity or history.

So? You've never left scratch marks on a lover's back before?

Good Guy Vegan

It only causes arousal because you're socialized to think it should. Cultures where women go topless all the time and breasts are seen as just food for babies don't have this issue. (Think of tribes in Africa that remain traditional.)

And this isn't an excuse. You have a brain. You can recognize that society is full of shit and de-program yourself.

Thaaaaaat changes everything I thought I knew about OUaT. O_O

Ouch. You don't have to like every comment he makes, but you don't have to hate mgoveia on principle. Jeebus.