Ok, how big is that snail? Or how small is that turtle?

It took me a minute, but then I realized that he was coming in for brake fluid so his weren't working and he couldn't stop so he crashed. That took me way too long to understand ;)

It's the key to your fun night of drinking your problems away.. ;)

Sophomore year: More like Suffer More year because it's another year of school we have to suffer through

studying, more like stuDYING because every time I do it I die a little bit

I've got a bathroom in my house that's like this. I just tested it-- if you hold your phone below a certain point, you can't see it but can still get the picture.

I do this to my friends :) They hate how I'm so particular about grammar. Tbh it's funny :D

swishity flip

Then why is it so hard to fall asleep at night D:

GUYS
IRON PUG IS DANCING AND DOES THE THING YOU DO WITH YOUR ARM WHEN YOU'RE DRAMATICALLY BLUSHING GUYS
I can't
This is
this is too cute for me

I wish i had this talent :D
Seriously that's super epic

Aw, sweet little fluffy AAH IT BIT ME WHATT UGH NO but its so cute omg let me love you...

Gorgeous! I just want to frolic in the meadow and then float in a floaty raft on the lake all day

Because we all need a $100 frickin' PENCIL that's actually just a stylus. Like just use your finger..

Gorgeous and amazing at the same time!

Bye kids

Winter is coming, Winter is here! I am winter.

Whoa... Buy now button?

Whoa!! A picture I've posted is on there :D omg such an honor!