PAPA EMERITUS III .\m/

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about Linux?

Where does that come from? It's not on the episode (i saw)! Did we just got censored (here, in France, where even the newspaper can write "go fuck yourself with a cactus")??

Tra-Jeudi ^^ We really call it "the Week-end's monday".

The girl says : Zayn leaves 1D. If you just believe that we give a single fuck about that Cinderella.
Disney : Oh Sorry. On a scale blablablah you know the rest.
*French captain obvious away*

Ces anglosaxons et leur perpétuelle obsession pour notre chère vieille France :)

I'd binge read the book that tells such story!

Did they respond with something about "well so don't come, you and your bitchy wife"?

If i could have his adress, i would send him a penny with the note "a penny for your trouble".
Does anyone has his adress? I Swear to Me i will do it.

I did that once. It was a looooong time ago.
I was benevolant for the politic refugees with the church, and each wednesday and saturday, they went to the hypermarket to have the unsold food that were near the end date (i did had the unsold beers, i was part of a metal music association -yeah, the church was open-mind enough to accept me- so i could have all the beers, a loooot usually).
It was loooooong before the law was voted.
It is just that some supermarket allowed that without any permission, they just did give to the associations.
Then after it was made a law. Thanks to the church.

Poor little toe...

I agree with this (also my lil sister loved them so, yeah).

FUN PRANK FOR YOUR CAT :
Have a large moving box, put in it a lot of balloons. Once it's done, take your sleepy cat without completely awakening it and delicately put it in the box. Close the box. Start up the vacuum. Enjoy.

You thought i was dead? So did the president's ennemies.

My mother died on a 1st April, but i had hadn't seen for years. So when my father told me she was dead, i was just laughing : "hahaha i'm sure you just want to pop up the champagne, aint'you? -No, no, she died this morning. -... Usually your jokes are better. -[my name], your mother is dead! -Ah. Okay."
Some could say she tooks the joke too far.

HELL YEAH \m/. !!!

It's a baby cream. A cream to make babies, for sure.

I'm sorry but you can easily corrupt a Luxemburger agent, i know i lived there for a while and i corrupted a agent of the identity services to not look at the address i gave him (it was a fake address) for 20€, and you also can pay the customs service to look away when you import a car that doesn't fit the security legislation, and i also had a bank account without giving any paper, i just asked a friend to open a bank account at the JP Morgan, and he just dis.
I live in France now, and if you try this to anyone, you go straight to jail.

That's the question that made realize i'm not that much a geek because i got (alotof) pussies and then, thanks to this question, i'm wondering if i have made to the moon with the miles i ran on pussies.
I think not, but i like to think that i had to thought about it :)

Oh Fall Out Boy again, what a surprise!
While i'm listening to Gojira...

Yeah, that's called the Throne.

Yeah, that's called the Throne.