*hearing Nokia CEO crying in the corner*

Someone once said (don't remember who) that "there might be a dozen of people in the world that perfectly speaks latin, and perhaps six people that perfectly speak french. " French language is like the french woman, proud, so beautiful, bold, noble, wise and crazy at the same time. She knows who she is and you have to train yourself how to behave with her.

Damn true. French language looks a lot like musique for us. (i'm french, you guessed it, have a cookie). French language is having trouble finding that word so you made up another one from the latine roots you know, and (maybe not) everyone understand the word that you just made out. It's like building a well-designed skyscraper with old materials.

I'm calling an ambulance.

YEAH BITCH, BIRD'S THE WORD !!

Girls. I have this with girls. Perfumes... It can turns me on or off, depends of the ex, not of the actual girl.
I also have it, quite different with music. I have music for moments in my life and it's kind of... strange.

Because english, that's all. In French, We say Les Philippines, and un philippin. So that's just some other dumb english grammar.

It's from the mesopotamian god Ea. The one whom the bible stories and shit are from.

Oh you didn't know why the white flag is referred to surrendering? that's because it was the Royal French Flag, and wherever the french army went, cities prefered to hang out their flag instead of fighting them.
So yeah, suck it.

And.... There's the american.

I work for Societe Generale and, well, they don't care...

I like the 9th one :)

Repost. I know because i submitted it first.

I had a roommate that eat cigarette ashes. She also was a bitch that went to London with my deposit and her girlfriend the day before i had to leave. I kept the keys and messed up with her tv bad, and when she came back, i said to her "come at me, bitch, come ask me the keys, i'll eat you".
I still have the keys.

I am an IT person, working in business analysis mostly. It's been years that i say to my friends "i'm not an engineer, i'm just good with solving problems of all kinds, mostly with computers".
They continue telling others that i'm an IT engineer.
So, goes both ways...

Sheitan!

Who... Who the fuck has done that shitty toshop modification and whyyy??

I. Lost. All my shit. At. Putintin. I've just read the rest of it like i don't care now, Putintin came back from the soviet, the very first album, and he has never been the same after. he became fucking PUTINTIN !

No news but thank you. I'll give to another i have plenty of that.