wittyusernamehere

wittyusernamehere


Bios are awkward. I'm awkward.

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Respect to this guy 26 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Exactly
Very true 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Maybe it depends on the store. My grocery store's machine work great and rarely need any help unless it's for coupons.
Captain Underpants Gold 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's about these kids who hypnotized their principal to be a super hero (Captain Underpants) and he fights crime in his underpants. It's hilarious and was the bomb as a kid and as an older person, you can appreciate the humor and sarcasm.
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Respect to this guy 26 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Who's going to a job interview on the daily? And maybe his actual job isn't an office one/doesn't require business casual attire. My first thought when I looked at him was that he looked put together and attractive.
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What girls really want 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Harry Styles would give you free stuff if you were with him probably
Respect to this guy 26 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I feel like that would be much too similar to conforming to society's view of how a good-mannered person should be dressed. Unless you meant not wearing clothes when you said to not put a cover on the book, in which case ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I just found that Instagram has a self harm and eating disorder section in their help cent 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I automatically added the word "bling" after hotline. Dammit, Drake.
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* Kelso Voice * BURN ! 17 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It really is great to see fellow Indians! And this was one of my favorite movies!
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What girls really want 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Harry Styles or the free stuff? Or both?
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Is it true? 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I'm a girl and my friends would deny me being there because they'd think I'm in danger and my husband can't find me because they know I wouldn't not come home for the night without a valid reason.
I think it just depends on the kind of person you are and how far your friends will go to protect your secrets. xD
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Perfect Resemblance 2 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
He looks giraffe-ic
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Hide and seek 12 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I mean this in a polite way because I want to respect your opinion, but why are you a trump supporter?
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Very true 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And isn't there only one person for like 6 machines?
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Just a funny story I found in my English textbook 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
"All the rights they need" mm...okay so because we have those we can't ask for any more? Like wanting to be seen as more capable than we are thought of? Because we already "have all the rights we need"?
I agree Middle Eastern women have many more hardships than American or European women but it doesn't mean our struggle is over and it doesn't mean men's struggles are over either.
Old but gold 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Of course! I don't either, which is why I came to the comment section.
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Old but gold 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
That awkward moment when someone takes another person's question as them being racist.
c00lmf probably just doesn't know European country stereotypes, like many people that aren't from Europe.
First date 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Seriously? Trying to get a child to look at her loving mother as less of a person for having sex and the sex tape getting leaked is really fucking shitty.
I'm not a big fan of her's but it's not like she's sitting around doing nothing, she does model and design (and that's the least I know about her, so she may do more). It seems like she's a good mother to North, so just leave her and her kid's relationship alone.
When she says you are her first 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Going off the title of this picture, apparently not
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Very, very single 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I thought it was coming out of her hooha for a second
Classic 4 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And White and Nerdy
pixar is extending my childhood<3 24 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO WAIT THIS LONG?! THEY SHOULDVE JUST NOT TOLD US ABOUT THESE MOVIES UNTIL THEY WERE A YEAR AWAY
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The water tribe 12 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Do they never have the urge to stand up and stretch out? The top right picture looks like they're taller than their houses. •o•
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Awesome wedding henna 18 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Ok then never mind XD
Awesome wedding henna 18 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Oh I read your question in the wrong context. I thought you were wondering if it's actual henna (because it's black) never mind haha. Yeah it's mendhi where I come from (India) but henna is just the English word for it, like how sabsi = vegetable