He looks like a saggy old deflated balloon.

Kind of a variant of the movie John Q

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, not even my cat.
He blep out his tongue, brought it back in, and that was that.”

Pupper requires all the belly rubs forever and ever

“Yippee ki yay mother plunger!! >:•[“

“Go ahead and tell....they’ll never believe you...”

Maybe she could lower her wants, or chip in to that ridiculous request.

Roses are red
Some castles have moats....

“C-can I snugglez it now??”