No way he did it

The article says baby powder his face says cocaine

‘Baby power’ sounds like the upcoming energy source for Rick’s next microverse battery.

He looks like an uruk-hai

he looks like a powdered chocolate donut

Boi! Why do we have American accents? You’re Norse and I’m Greek??

While scrolling down I thought "HEY! Cut him some slack that's a responsible father trying... oh nope nevermind".