We're reaching Rebecca levels that shouldn't be possible

Clearly, NONE of you are Asian

Watame wa warukuanai yo ne

Ah, the wonderful people of the magical land called Interstate. Why, I had the lucky chance just this morning to communicate with these magical beings. Once, when I was running 90 in a 65 (like everyone else), this majestic creature wanted to switch lanes and the good mysterious being it is signed its so called flashers at the right side. Now, it may be my fault as I am not yet well-informed on how these creatures speak, but apparently when the flasher blinks on a particular side the car does not go there, instead it goes the other way. AGHAST! I yelled in my mind, but with my superior reflexes I managed to majestically adjust and control my speed and that bloody good blood-pumping scene quickly came to pass. After that personal experience, I managed to conclude that the creatures called Drivers are a lost cause and that any attempt to study them is considered futile.

YametekudaSTOP!

Someone tell the Brits that the war ended 76 years ago

Allies: *creates a bunch of fake armies made of cardboard, inflatable balloons, etc to redirect their attention on a possible invasion zone*
Germans: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled

But they're in Europe

Reminds me of this song (skip to 0:28):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3MZ_wNFW8

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/993/doyou.jpg

Let me introduce to you HOLOLIVE.

Yeah, but the guy can probably score more goals