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xboxgorgo18


Maybe if our world was transported to another world....

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Ghosts of ww2 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
(On the heath, there blooms a little flower
and it's called Erika.
Eagerly a hundred thousand little bees,
swarm around Erika.
For her heart is full of sweetness,
a tender scent escapes her blossom-gown.
On the heath, there blooms a little flower
and it's called Erika.)
Looking down on top of an aloe plant 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Mmmmmm, just look at that Fibonacci Sequence
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Little acts of love 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Right because kissing your wife every second while secretly passing her m&m is a good way to break the ice among the group and is in no way an awkward inducing moment.
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Abounding godly Porcupine 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
But didn't she just state in the past that she does not agree to making fanfictions of her works?
This hurt me, right in the fuuuuuking feels 13 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Welcome to the millennial life. Everyone is your tour guide and it all depends on you if you want to finish the ride sooner or later.
UWU Wha does whis souwnd wike? 11 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Guys, try to make your inner voices whisper as quietly as possible. Now try to make your inner voices scream as loud as possible. Now what did you notice?
The volume of your inner voices stays the same even though you're thinking that they shouldn't be.
We sexualize everything these days 13 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
If the reaper has eye problems then I feel sorry for the guy with the same name as me.
Where we dropping boys ? 13 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
"Wolf Actual to all Wolf Units, the Moose has entered the killing fields. I repeat, the Moose has entered the killing fields. "
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Maybe they just wanna pet ya cat 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was.......
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
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Faded diligent sick Lion 11 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
They say the one who wins is the one you feed.
"Well shit, I think I forgot to feed both of them."
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Snuff picture 11 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Back when "found-footage technique" of thriller movies was still in its infancy.
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Low-key threatening this is 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
The chicken dance song is stuck in my head now
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How many chuggas fj? 20 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Found the demon in human skin/alien shape shifter
How many chuggas fj? 20 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
6? But I've always done 8 since childhood?
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Trolling corporate 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Sattar Buksh’s official website says that Sattar Buksh is “that wise man on the street who is full of worldly inputs, not through formal education, but through his experience”. Two entrepreneurs Rizwan Ahmed and Adnan Yusuf started “Sattar Buksh”, interestingly it had started as a joke but soon became a popular business in Pakistan.
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Social Media is horse shit 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Bliss
This is how you get zombies 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Angel's Glow as the post says (Why would you want to be in control?)
This is how you get zombies 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
The bacteria is called Photorhabdus luminescens to anyone who is curious
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Mom replaying the cameras 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Filipinos and their nonsense
Any thougts about this one? 31 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
I just found out that there are a lot of people joining any military branch just for the benefits and don't give a rats' ass about serving the country.
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I'm so proud of this community 32 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Found the NSA agent
History shall not repeat itself 20 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
OH ITS BEEN A LONG DAY
SO PRAY FOR HARAMBE
PLEASE DON'T PRAY THE WRONG WAY
GET YOUR DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
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Space mutiny 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Humans
(Biggest joke there is)
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