Someone call Major Spoiler cause this asswipe just spoiled the fun with his spoilers!

But most of us are willing to go but not that far.

Call Pornhub for that shit, we need every wankers out there to wank even harder. They're the only hope for the trees.

Adolescent male offspring from a female canine species

*One Child Policy exists*
Chinese parents: *laughs as they hide their other kids in cabinets*

World War 3 says he's late

Hey now, let's not get hasty here. No one has to put soap in their mouths here. Did no one learn their lesson from, *whispers* "The Tide Pod?"

Can I have ten bacon cheese burgers with large fries? Oh, and hold the soda I'm on a diet.

India's that one child who always receives a lot of corporal punishments and is also a rebel at the same time before getting his shit together, enough for his parents to let him go in the outside world.

This feels like seeing a fandom you were previously an active part of and is now slowly dying off.

You're dead to me. Just like how Mermaid Man has been dead for years!

Tango Lima; Delta Romeo