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If only my dog had a bed big enough for her 2 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Nah, the dog realizes the shape of the bed resembles the one his master sleeps on so he doesn't sleep on it.

Single? 8 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

RED LIGHT! RED FLAG! RED ALERT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE F***RICK AROUND MAN!

Oh look it's Quetzalcoatl 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I've a lot of friends with halos and wings
That kiss when they hug but kill when they sting

Only lives in my memory 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Where were you when I grabbed the remote first but my siblings cover the remote sensor and manually changed the channel?

Lost cat 9 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

You're a disney princess

Advanced dea 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Goddamn Fortnite players

Okey, this is cool! 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

It can if it makes plants wet enough

Time to die 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

*MC plot armor ensues*

Always choose the nice guys ladies 1 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Something about her eyes look.......alluring

Imagine 10 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I'd be in a mental asylum if I keep doing that

Hey! Wtf dude !? LOL :)))) 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Bro, I love you in the most heterosexual way

Where men cried 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

His dog sure didn't

Oopsie 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Oh, we're chill alright.That's why we also brought torches to heat things up.

For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

IT'S A SIGN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

"the jam" 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I eat crap and hear bullshit all day.

Nothing burns quite like freedom does 55 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I think you're mistaking France for that achievement

Um... embarrassing. 9 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I've reached the point of my life where reading a fluff and cuddly scene makes me more excited than a highly detailed sexy smut scene

Nothing burns quite like freedom does 55 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Well, you didn't earn your independence through insulin

Is this possible??? 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Here I am, still hoping Fantastic Four eventually meeting up with the Avengers

Feckin feckers 7 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Wat ya starin at ya wee posh cunt?

This what call an ambition 7 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Based on my experience there, I'd say 1 in 10000. I met a lot of Ivans and Kurts in the Philippines, mostly in Central Luzon

How ants see the world 1 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

Highly doubt that's what I'd be seeing if I had compound eyes.

Chinese cartoons 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE! THAT SHIT AIN'T NORMAL!

Longing nosy Crow 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

I'm not a local, can someone tell me what's going on?

Goku vs Ariel 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago

We need a new Twilight to shut these people up