Me: Yeah, we don't know, you're adopted.
*kid cries*
CRISIS AVERTED!

Me: Man, I'm sick of being in my room everyday. I need to go out.
Me outside: Oh wow, yup. I hate everything outside, why'd I even go outside anyway?

Who said Manifest Destiny is thrown out of door?

These damn bots are getting out of control

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Marvel's ForgetMeNot in a nutshell

Is this a red light district?

Ah yes, I remember the great sacrifice of the noble native americans where not only did they share the bounty of their harvests, but also moved out to the blazing hot infertile lands where not much food is found in order to make room for more totally legal immigrants in their previous fertile land capable of accommodating them

The boomers rang!
They said they can't use the computers, blames millennials again.

Brits underestimating Americans again just like the old days

[X]
Doubt

Sis-con