xboxgorgo18

xboxgorgo18


Maybe if our world was transported to another world....

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@brainyrs 8 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you
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Weird fashion flex. 9 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
"She" has a movie where she played a boy, a girl, a gay, and a tomboy at the same time.
Weird fashion flex. 9 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
That's because "she" is a guy
You better laugh 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Highly unlikely
Makes sense 12 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
You're gay
At least there would be more space 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Yeah, good luck cleaning up all the unmaintained nuclear materials
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Weird fashion flex. 9 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
"HE"
This angers me 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Stop living in the age where foods don't have much carbohydrates and unhealthy fats
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Time travel button 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Also good in case of someone bombarding everyone else's nose with their fart machine gun
Bronn! 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
I don't see any baby back there
Aww thats nice :) 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Don't worry, no man's gonna see his face
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Preach that shit, brother 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Just give me money and I'll buy the gift I want for you
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He has been destroyed 7 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Apparently more than 99.9% of the entire human population. But history begs to differ.
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Haven't seen one in some time 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Except Morgan Freeman, he's the one true God here
Sending a heart 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Wait, but how do we know if she's a witch?
Baby Yoda 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Not sure if it's really Yoda though, best we drop him in a bucket of water to see if he melts into a green bubbly goo.
Spirited away by Guweiz 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Don't look back until you cross the border
Every f**king year 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Me: Playing Space Impact on my Nokia that I forgot to charge 5 years ago but still has full battery.
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Hurry up, mother 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
This is what it feels like to take a break after playing an intense video game, and when you eventually get back to it everything becomes a cluster fuck.
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Oops, I’m Canadian 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
English ain't even your official language you anti-clockwise tosser.
You just don't reject Batman 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
If you can't handle him at his best then don't even bother showing up at his worst.
The future is now, old man 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
*Immediately uses it to search for Fatty Animal Preservative materials*
Wasted 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
You make a good point, too bad I'm not gonna take it seriously
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From an MD 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
1 or 2 out a 1000 kids die from respiratory and neurological complications due to measles AND THAT STILL IS NOT A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
That's a paddlin' 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 5 years ago
Go ask Japan that