You can't teach an old dog new tricks

Yay!
On another side note, I ain't gonna be the cunt who's gonna take down the x-mas decorations. That's someone else's problem.

Global warming? Even more water!

If you look closely youcan see a straight line

You see, at day depression only comes one at a time giving you the illusion you can take it on. But come night, and you find out depression has lots of friends and they gangbang you silly.

Carry on my wayward son

Because girls are strong enough to take damage but apparently not strong enough to lift extra weights.

I bet someone, somewhere out there is experiencing nightmares now

Me: *eats otherworld food*
*A few seconds later*
Me: *turned into a pig* Well, shit

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Oh man, I love the part where Tetris finally has colors now

WHAT COMIC IS THIS? I NEED TO KNOW!

Which is bad for Earth because those kids will contribute to all the pollution that's plaguing the planet

At this point, that quote is more like of a "Thanks, Captain Obvious" stuff