Giving it a paint job counts as corpse mockery

Oh man, good thing I never took that lesson seriously or else I would've wasted a part of my life

Two wrongs from someone else makes a right

Yes, yes he should be worried so I know someone cares

Where's the rice?

Mok'nathal. I've heard tales of your people, they have both Orc and Ogre blood in their veins, it is an honor.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

Yay!
On another side note, I ain't gonna be the cunt who's gonna take down the x-mas decorations. That's someone else's problem.

Global warming? Even more water!

If you look closely youcan see a straight line

You see, at day depression only comes one at a time giving you the illusion you can take it on. But come night, and you find out depression has lots of friends and they gangbang you silly.

Carry on my wayward son

Because girls are strong enough to take damage but apparently not strong enough to lift extra weights.

I bet someone, somewhere out there is experiencing nightmares now