The American Dream is officially dead, unless you're an American living in Europe or anywhere else that's not part of the US of A.

Too much paperwork

Who cares, y'all just a bunch of illegal immigrants who declared yourselves as legal after killing off the native population

You are NOT worthy

You'll even feel more like you're one step away from hell when you realize that the cashier saw your predicament and then proceeds to scan your items in fast forward mode while she relishes at the despair painted all over your face as your hope dimishes one item at a time.

Found the alien

Alright everyone enough, wipe your ass and put your pants on, go to sleep, do you responsibilities you keep ignoring, focus on your main quest, put your phones or PC down, talk to someone (I don't care who) just stop wasting everyone else's time here

We're internet explorers
WE'RE ALL RELATED

They felt her on a spiritual hate level

So it's okay if I deduce my own conclusion as long as it sounds logical?

U.S. Health Care System: But wait, you gotta make me rich first.

That guy is a master at plot twists

No no no, the actual sauce, where is it? The URL, the website, anything?