Give me your salary

Depressionsubstance the new Feelsubtance

Oh man, gender bias much FS?
Look at your top comment. Now look at your other comment

Check again m8

You're the Joker, laugh it off

Imagine bitter gourd on a pizza

That didn't stop left brain from trying

It's actually delicious if you put maple syrup in cereals

peanut butter and gelatin

male and women, sticks and rocks, ham and ovum, mac and cheddar, Romeo and Julia, cat and rodent, pork and peas, inhale and expire, thick and slender, up and below, black and ivory,

The American Dream is officially dead, unless you're an American living in Europe or anywhere else that's not part of the US of A.

Too much paperwork

Who cares, y'all just a bunch of illegal immigrants who declared yourselves as legal after killing off the native population

You are NOT worthy

You'll even feel more like you're one step away from hell when you realize that the cashier saw your predicament and then proceeds to scan your items in fast forward mode while she relishes at the despair painted all over your face as your hope dimishes one item at a time.

Found the alien