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xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Charles Darwin: I'd eat that

Uhhh 7 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I want her inhumane reflex

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Unless they are in a refrigerator 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

And a lingering iron taste in the mouth

Trying to paint that mean landlady from Kung Fu Hustle 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Wasn't she a Bond girl?

Stay healthy 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I played Dungeons and Dragons once, and I died-
OF BOREDOM

Who would have thought some men have standards 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Well, if you're readily offering your greatest "ASSETS"
they will think it's either a scam or just not worth that much

A handful of cuteness to brighten your Monday 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Aww these guys are so cute and innocent looking, until you remember their ancestors once defeated Napoleon Bonaparte and his men in battle

She didn't choose the gamer life, the gamer life chose her 9 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Or something like twitch

And that's the molten salt reactors we are talking about. Not the 1 Gen old 22 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Isn't a nuclear power station basically just a glorified steam generator minus the coal, the combustion process, and the shit ton of smoke?

Jar Jar Abrams did it again! 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

It's not meant to be licked yet you put your dick in it instead

Talking about security 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

We move on with our lives like the foolish sheeps we are

Or one of you use Sulfur Hexafluoride To win 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

So you're saying that you can and should aim for the crotch

Taking bad luck to the next level 12 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

Jar Jar Abrams did it again! 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

People who tasted honey will never go back to morning dew

Normie ass doctors 19 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Yeah, I'd rather be burned than deal with healthcare

After getting a pet (@InYourFaceCake) 2 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
-Chowder

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Paris is having a good 2020 so far 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Welp, now you jinxed it. And the Universe heard you.

Farewell timmeh 16 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Big flaw of the Spidey-Sense is that its useless against people he trusts like when the time Aunt May whooped his ass

Farewell timmeh 16 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Too bad Spiderman doesn't have that

Gotta admit 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I thought I wanted to grow up

Have a happy friendship 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I ain't risking the 99%

We have a new king, long live the king! 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

A true gamer, plays outside like our Ancient Ancestors no matter the peril

Setting the record straight 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

In an environment where everything is on fire

Just in case I need it later 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Magicka potion, check
Healing potion, check
Stamina potion....why would I ever need this?

The Nords eat purposefully 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Indian recipes: You get a spice. You get a spice. And YOU get a spice. Everyone gets a spice!