You horrible monster, you traumatized that little baby for life!

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Boku no Pico if you haven't seen it yet

My Extrovert "Friends": Bla bla bla DRAMA! Bla bla bla Plastic! Bla bla bla DAMN BITCH! Bla bla bla #Corona
Me: *minding my own business in isolation because the outside world is dangerous*

Christians when attacking barbarians mixed with their allies: KILL THEM ALL! LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!

Asians: Pathetic

Something must have gone wrong in the system because I'm a man but I already have multiple depressions

Damn, Rando used to be so thin

And give them the ability to kill me one day? AW HELL NO!

I miss the times when posts reach 3K-5K upvotes

I remember I used to watch this on saturdays, when cartoons were something to look forward to

I prefer the removal of the eyebrows

In my defense I need money to be happy and thankful that I'm not poor.

My older sister used to cuddle and protect me every time I was scared of the little things when we were kids. Now she just bosses me around, makes me do everything for her, and acts like a spoiled brat.

All it's missing now is a sprinkle of 12 gauge buckshots with extra oil and democracy and VOILA!
The All-American Heart Attack Invasion!