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My trained raccoons are on your tracks. 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

He looks like he wants my prosthetic leg

I see no problem here 8 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Then someone suddenly drops a lit match down your throat.

Yee === Harambe? #neverforget 22 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Well, do you see any other dinosaurs here?

Yee === Harambe? #neverforget 22 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Ah, yes. The users from a bygone era.

My bf and I were discussing how much better off the U.S. would be with this 56 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Imagine Hannibal Lecter being imprisoned here

That's it 1 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

That dumbass is gonna kill the wrong Gremlin

Yee === Harambe? #neverforget 22 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Who?

‘Tis true 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Men hate perfumes unless they're from the 1600s

The US Capitol day vs night. This is part of a new style I'm working on where I contrast 2 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

It's crazy how nature can do that

Yee === Harambe? #neverforget 22 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

What oil were you Americans on?

Ouch 16 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

*Insert Bad Luck Brian Meme*
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Made a joke.
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Got hit with an argumentative essay from strangers.

This greyhound can jump over 30ft 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

FFS, it's leap not jump. I thought this doggo can jump higher than a lamp post.

When he was a young warthog 10 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

They call me, MR. PIG!

CNN can change the fabric of the universe 5 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

"How many do you think have died Patrick?"
"At least 10"

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Gonna surprise my wife this month 11 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

I would prefer if MrBeast gave my wife a car

You’ve sunkk my battleship 18 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

6A. If I spend my time embracing the bitter things in life, maybe the sweet things will get jealous and try to pull me over to their side.

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Losing the 10th last game of the night 8 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

That fucking boss with billions and billions of motherfucking health that takes weeks to kill

Taking a break from commissions for a personal work, oil on canvas 8 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Kill it with fire!

Big bird 2 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

They sent an army against these creatures, they barely made it out alive

EVERY table is a booth now 6 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

NSA: ˙ ͜ʟ˙

He's obviously a Dad! 3 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

The guy that pushed him off the road is an asshole

Quebec during the Christmas season 7 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming

Lie on your resumé 1 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Yeah, 1 Lamb year is equivalent to 18 Human years. The interviewer never specified which year was needed and the interviewee, not knowing that, just ruined his own chances of success because he never thought carefully on how to deal with that situation. So the moral of the story is "Never go to an interview unprepared."

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Ah sh*t 10 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

Do you use it for....................doing stuff?

Stressing over things I can easily do 4 comments

xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago

*Has an assignment that I can totally do in less than 10 minutes if I just put my mind into it.*
Me: Why are we here just to suffer?