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This opens so many possibilities 6 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I like crunchy bacon and soft bacon, but I don't like chewy bacon. Is that weird?

This awkward photo of Obama and Putin locking eyes at the UN speaks volumes 14 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

"Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh after this?"

I'll call you dude 16 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Dog: dude
Cat: dude
Inanimate objects: dude
Feelings: dude

So smooth 2 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

My panties got wet even though I'm a male.

Facebook premium 25 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Why the fuck you lyin’?
Why you always lyin'?
mmmmmmMMMOHMYGOD
STOP FUCKING LYINN'

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We've hit croc bottom 14 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Can I just say it?
WHAAAAAT ARE WE THOOOOSSSSEEEEE??

Life as a teenager 21 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Oh my bad, sorry about that. *inserts sadpepe*

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Life as a teenager 21 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I've had this account for 2+ years, so I mean...

Life as a teenager 21 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Wait until you're in college. Well technically you're not a teenager anymore at that point so.

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Calling out p*rnhub's Actors 12 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

....I can relate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I'll be a very good master if you lead me into your Mordor.

Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

You're gonna have to pierce me with something else other than arrows.

Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I'll spread my crumbs all over your body.

Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Baby, let me explore your Mines of Moria.

20 PDH students dumb down their thesis 18 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Same

Birth of Friends and Death of Friend(ships) 18 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

The definition of rekt can be found here

The Gentleman’s Guide To Fashion 15 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

M'lady.
*tips hat*

Donald trump pancake 12 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I can hear the trumpets blaring from the pancake

Table impersonating water 3 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

He is bear 6 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

*waits for icebear*

Ah, to be an identical twin 5 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

My feels. It burns.

Vote 6 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

I already voted for him

Another repost from three years ago. Holy shi* I'm sad for cartoon characters... 22 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Y u do dis m8

Grammar mistakes that make you look silly 7 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

U WOT M8

Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments

xerxerous · 9 years ago

Can we just vote for Deez Nuts