Xerxerous

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This opens so many possibilities 6 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I like crunchy bacon and soft bacon, but I don't like chewy bacon. Is that weird?
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This awkward photo of Obama and Putin locking eyes at the UN speaks volumes 14 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
"Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh after this?"
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I'll call you dude 16 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Dog: dude
Cat: dude
Inanimate objects: dude
Feelings: dude
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So smooth 2 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
My panties got wet even though I'm a male.
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Facebook premium 25 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Why the fuck you lyin’?
Why you always lyin'?
mmmmmmMMMOHMYGOD
STOP FUCKING LYINN'
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We've hit croc bottom 14 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Can I just say it?
WHAAAAAT ARE WE THOOOOSSSSEEEEE??
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Life as a teenager 21 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Oh my bad, sorry about that. *inserts sadpepe*
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Life as a teenager 21 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I've had this account for 2+ years, so I mean...
Life as a teenager 21 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Wait until you're in college. Well technically you're not a teenager anymore at that point so.
Calling out p*rnhub's Actors 12 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
....I can relate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I'll be a very good master if you lead me into your Mordor.
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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
You're gonna have to pierce me with something else other than arrows.
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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I'll spread my crumbs all over your body.
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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Baby, let me explore your Mines of Moria.
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20 PDH students dumb down their thesis 18 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Same
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Birth of Friends and Death of Friend(ships) 18 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
The definition of rekt can be found here
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The Gentleman’s Guide To Fashion 15 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
M'lady.
*tips hat*
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Donald trump pancake 12 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I can hear the trumpets blaring from the pancake
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Table impersonating water 3 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
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He is bear 6 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
*waits for icebear*
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Ah, to be an identical twin 5 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
My feels. It burns.
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Vote 6 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I already voted for him
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Grammar mistakes that make you look silly 7 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
U WOT M8
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Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Can we just vote for Deez Nuts
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