Xerxerous

xerxerous


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50 keeping it real 7 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Pachycephalosaurus let's go, my head butting brethren
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Human behavior 101 5 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
There are no wrong or right opinions, but there are stupid opinions
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20 Corny Pick Up Lines For Women 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Number 10 is all you really need
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Yes 18 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
That feel when I Yolo swagged for science
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How Are You? 10 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
That means you're happy so yay you :)
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There goes the last 50 years of shipping 13 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Anomalously amusing 4 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
*gulps down hydrogen peroxide*
Loving that extra- oh, my god my insides are burning
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Damn vegans 30 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
It's still kinda sad though, I wanted the chickens to make more chickens and in turn, chicken nuggets oh god did I really just say that
b*sty crustaceans!! 21 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
#24 was my favorite
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Back off 22 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
We think alike
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if you say this to me Im yours 2 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
To be honest, this would get me
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College Gold Stars 2 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
This seriously cheered me up, thanks
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Those shoes though 24 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
He dated Dwayne Johnson? Wow.
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Uh, i guess there were more stairs than usual 2 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
No wonder he got so high
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Grad School Professor: Who wants a beer after the midterm? 12 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I actually asked one of my professors if they wanted to grab lunch with me, it was pretty chill
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Piano lessons and chill? 8 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
You need a rest from playing a minor
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Yes, this is about three Canadas long. 5 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Bananas are also used as a normal measurement
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I hope I find it! 9 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
It depends; sometimes it's chocolate eggs, and other times money
His mother is a vampire 12 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
100% accurate. When we turn 70, we magically transform into short little old people. It's either looking 15 or 70
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Harry and Merlin 15 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Harry is one of the most powerful wizards in the world? Eh....I'll agree to disagree
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Kids are smarter than teachers 6 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Harold is a savage
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What the f*ck is this 24 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
This happens when the shining baby turns into a monster moon, turning the beloved TV sweethearts into monsters
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Nikola Tesla was an awesome guy 23 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I loved this guy ever since I learned about him in high school. He's like a lightning mage bro
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Tumblr fun #3 5 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
Did you guys not read the post, he's eating it
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When you're as fat f*ck but you ok with it 3 comments
xerxerous · 8 years ago
I have to go punch a wall now to regain my manliness
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