that face.

*maliness dies from cuteness*
I need to punch a duck or something.

Where that one part when the woman sits in the middle of the fire that the firemen were making it grow.

or take advice from an anus.

.....Well, that looks like Simon.

Moon Cat is the best.

This is me and dinosaur gif.

*does limbo with stick in mouth*
*gets confused*

It looks like....
*puts SUNGLASSES on*
The BEACH got wet!
YEAHHHHHH!!!!

"I feel like Mulan"
-traffic cone

Oh really, NSA? You like looking at me crazy, eh? *wink*

The stupidity burns my head.

*bread knife suddenly turns into a shanking knife after wearing black leather gloves*

Have you ever taken a poop without wiping?

Orange you glad you have a pet?

Fun fact: you turn orange when you touch a pet while crying.

Directions weren't clear enough, got my sister's hair into a Mohawk.

Because Batman, that's why.

Nice job using your head there.

I'd rather just look at their face all day.
"What's up lips? You and my lips are gonna meet up sometime soon."

Orange (the color) you glad that I had an A?